1 00:00:45,749 --> 00:00:50,749 - "'l'd grind his skull under the iron heel of me boot 2 00:00:50,916 --> 00:00:53,707 "'into as many grains as there are hairs 3 00:00:53,707 --> 00:00:56,873 "'on his head,' replied the barber. 4 00:00:59,165 --> 00:01:03,249 "'But what if I did it?' cried Fagin. 5 00:01:03,249 --> 00:01:08,248 "'I that know so much and could hang so many beside meself. 6 00:01:09,457 --> 00:01:10,623 "'What then?' 7 00:01:14,373 --> 00:01:17,665 "'Whoever it was, I'd serve them the same,' 8 00:01:17,665 --> 00:01:20,290 "replied Sikes impatiently. 9 00:01:25,623 --> 00:01:28,915 "'Tell me that again, once again, 10 00:01:28,915 --> 00:01:30,998 "'just for Bill to hear.' 11 00:01:33,456 --> 00:01:34,747 "'Tell you what? 12 00:01:34,747 --> 00:01:38,582 "'Tell you what?' replied thus the sleepy Noah. 13 00:01:40,582 --> 00:01:43,373 "'That about Nancy, Nancy!' said Fagin, 14 00:01:43,373 --> 00:01:45,748 "clutching Sikes by the wrist 15 00:01:45,748 --> 00:01:48,956 "as if to prevent his leaving the house 16 00:01:48,956 --> 00:01:51,372 "before he had heard enough." 17 00:02:04,663 --> 00:02:05,496 - It is he. 18 00:02:07,080 --> 00:02:07,996 Incredible. 19 00:02:19,621 --> 00:02:22,205 - "'For your own sake or mine, 20 00:02:22,205 --> 00:02:25,038 "'stop before you spill my blood!' 21 00:02:29,121 --> 00:02:31,830 "The housebreaker struggled, 22 00:02:31,830 --> 00:02:36,288 "freed one arm, seized a heavy club, 23 00:02:38,496 --> 00:02:40,329 "and struck her down." 24 00:05:19,158 --> 00:05:20,741 - Whoa, whoa there! 25 00:05:22,615 --> 00:05:23,449 Whoa! 26 00:05:25,115 --> 00:05:26,824 - Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait, wait! 27 00:05:27,740 --> 00:05:28,615 Wait! 28 00:05:28,615 --> 00:05:29,449 Where's the house? 29 00:05:29,449 --> 00:05:31,074 - Half a mile up the drive. 30 00:05:31,074 --> 00:05:32,158 - Half a mile? 31 00:05:32,158 --> 00:05:34,158 But I paid you to take me to the door. 32 00:05:34,158 --> 00:05:36,282 - Half a mile's near enough for me. 33 00:05:39,657 --> 00:05:41,699 - Look, I can't walk half a mile. 34 00:05:43,865 --> 00:05:45,824 I hope your whip shrivels! 35 00:05:46,657 --> 00:05:47,740 Psh, go kip- 36 00:05:48,949 --> 00:05:49,907 Oh, dear. 37 00:06:41,239 --> 00:06:42,447 Anybody there? 38 00:06:45,697 --> 00:06:46,863 Anybody there? 39 00:08:13,778 --> 00:08:14,611 Yoo-hoo! 40 00:08:15,985 --> 00:08:19,320 I'm here, the entertainment's arrived. 41 00:08:19,320 --> 00:08:20,778 Oh, dear. 42 00:08:20,778 --> 00:08:23,320 I've played empty houses before, but blimey. 43 00:09:47,358 --> 00:09:49,317 Oh, they can stuff their five guineas. 44 00:09:49,317 --> 00:09:50,982 I'm off. 45 00:09:50,982 --> 00:09:52,066 - [Patel] Who are you? 46 00:09:53,107 --> 00:09:54,441 Me? 47 00:09:54,441 --> 00:09:57,482 Nobody, nobody at all, but thank you for asking. 48 00:09:57,482 --> 00:09:58,566 - You are the entertainment. 49 00:09:58,566 --> 00:09:59,482 - Oh no, I'm not. 50 00:09:59,482 --> 00:10:02,150 No, I'm, no, no, I'm not, definitely I'm not. 51 00:10:02,150 --> 00:10:03,691 Oh! 52 00:10:03,691 --> 00:10:04,524 Thank you very much. 53 00:10:04,524 --> 00:10:06,691 If you'd just, no! 54 00:10:06,691 --> 00:10:07,691 Do you mind? 55 00:10:07,691 --> 00:10:08,649 Get! 56 00:10:08,649 --> 00:10:10,899 You won't get a trip. Imshee, imshee up. 57 00:10:10,899 --> 00:10:13,524 - Ah, Mr. Twelvetrees. - Oh! 58 00:10:13,524 --> 00:10:15,441 - How good of you to come. 59 00:10:15,441 --> 00:10:18,982 Patel, take Mr. Twelvetrees' bags to his room. 60 00:10:18,982 --> 00:10:21,191 - Well, oh, thank you. 61 00:10:22,024 --> 00:10:24,399 - You must forgive me for not having you met at the station. 62 00:10:24,399 --> 00:10:26,232 It was an unforgivable oversight 63 00:10:26,232 --> 00:10:28,691 for a man of such eminence in the theatre. 64 00:10:28,691 --> 00:10:30,106 - Oh, well. 65 00:10:30,106 --> 00:10:32,440 - And now I suppose you'd want some refreshments 66 00:10:32,440 --> 00:10:34,024 after your long journey. 67 00:10:34,024 --> 00:10:35,191 - Well, that's very, 68 00:10:35,191 --> 00:10:38,857 as a matter of fact, I had a packet of crisps on the train. 69 00:10:38,857 --> 00:10:39,774 Perhaps a little something 70 00:10:39,774 --> 00:10:41,982 to rinse the bits out of my teeth. 71 00:10:41,982 --> 00:10:45,398 - Yes. - Yes, thank you. 72 00:11:05,897 --> 00:11:06,855 - Whiskey? 73 00:11:06,855 --> 00:11:08,273 - Thank you. 74 00:11:08,273 --> 00:11:10,564 - Soda? - Ah, just a threat. 75 00:11:11,980 --> 00:11:14,730 Well now, there we are. 76 00:11:14,730 --> 00:11:16,939 Ah, that's interesting. 77 00:11:16,939 --> 00:11:17,980 Is she a foreign lady? 78 00:11:17,980 --> 00:11:21,439 - She's an Indian goddess. - Ah, Indian. 79 00:11:21,439 --> 00:11:22,397 Are you a Buddhist? 80 00:11:22,397 --> 00:11:23,730 - No. 81 00:11:23,730 --> 00:11:26,397 - Oh no, I've nothing against it, oh, no, no. 82 00:11:26,397 --> 00:11:28,022 Very nice. 83 00:11:28,022 --> 00:11:30,272 As a matter of fact, I read all about it once. 84 00:11:30,272 --> 00:11:32,189 Apparently you're very kind to animals 85 00:11:32,189 --> 00:11:33,022 or something, aren't you? 86 00:11:33,022 --> 00:11:35,022 Sort of, don't kill fleas and all that. 87 00:11:35,022 --> 00:11:38,229 - No, my family are converts to the Hindu faith. 88 00:11:38,229 --> 00:11:39,063 - Oh. 89 00:11:39,063 --> 00:11:40,980 - We spent many years in India. 90 00:11:40,980 --> 00:11:42,564 - Ah, well, that explains it. 91 00:11:44,730 --> 00:11:48,397 - Kali Ma, the Dark Mother. 92 00:11:48,397 --> 00:11:50,688 The goddess of death and destruction. 93 00:11:51,604 --> 00:11:53,521 Note the blood-stained tongue, 94 00:11:53,521 --> 00:11:57,854 the entwining snake, the necklace of skulls, 95 00:11:57,854 --> 00:11:58,938 the matted hair. 96 00:11:59,938 --> 00:12:03,604 - Yes, well, I suppose Saint Francis of Assisi 97 00:12:03,604 --> 00:12:08,395 would seem a bit wishy-washy next to her. 98 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:10,770 - I can't tell you how honoured I feel, Mr. Twelvetrees. 99 00:12:10,770 --> 00:12:13,145 I've enjoyed your performance of the classics 100 00:12:13,145 --> 00:12:14,146 on many occasions. 101 00:12:14,146 --> 00:12:15,438 - Oh, you're too kind. 102 00:12:17,063 --> 00:12:20,645 - Your "Wedding of Hiawatha" was extremely affecting. 103 00:12:20,645 --> 00:12:23,312 - And my own interpretation, you know. 104 00:12:23,312 --> 00:12:26,562 Mind you, the feathers don't half tickle. 105 00:12:26,562 --> 00:12:28,562 - Tell me, what reading do you have in mind 106 00:12:28,562 --> 00:12:29,978 for our delight? 107 00:12:29,978 --> 00:12:33,228 - Oh, well, I thought, you see, as it's wintertime, 108 00:12:33,228 --> 00:12:34,478 something seasonal. 109 00:12:34,478 --> 00:12:36,562 Dickens' "Christmas Carol," 110 00:12:36,562 --> 00:12:40,145 because with that, you get Scrooge, you see, Scrooge. 111 00:12:40,145 --> 00:12:41,353 "Mm-hah! 112 00:12:41,353 --> 00:12:43,728 "Bah humbug!" 113 00:12:43,728 --> 00:12:45,311 Jacob Marley. 114 00:12:45,311 --> 00:12:47,311 And of course, Tiny Tim. 115 00:12:49,478 --> 00:12:53,228 "God bless us, everyone." 116 00:12:53,228 --> 00:12:54,937 It won't be too harrowing for the ladies, 117 00:12:54,937 --> 00:12:56,103 you don't think, do you? 118 00:12:56,103 --> 00:12:57,562 'Cause, you know, it's a good five guineas worth 119 00:12:57,562 --> 00:12:59,102 but it does tend to harrow them. 120 00:12:59,102 --> 00:13:01,519 - Oh, I think it would be perfect. 121 00:13:01,519 --> 00:13:02,811 And they'll be so moved. 122 00:13:04,144 --> 00:13:05,769 Oh, come in, my dear. 123 00:13:05,769 --> 00:13:07,602 You haven't met my sister, have you? 124 00:13:07,602 --> 00:13:10,602 Ms. Jessica Henderson, Mr. Foster Twelvetrees. 125 00:13:16,060 --> 00:13:19,810 - I was just telling your gracious brother, we, 126 00:13:19,810 --> 00:13:22,477 I was just having a drink with your gracious brother. 127 00:13:23,436 --> 00:13:25,435 - You must be absolutely exhausted. 128 00:13:26,351 --> 00:13:27,893 - Eh? - You want an early night. 129 00:13:27,893 --> 00:13:29,143 - Well, 130 00:13:29,143 --> 00:13:30,476 well, it's only half past eight. 131 00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:31,893 - Really? - Yes. 132 00:13:31,893 --> 00:13:34,143 - Oh, well, late as that, is it? 133 00:13:34,143 --> 00:13:36,643 Down here, we retire early, Mr. Twelvetrees, 134 00:13:36,643 --> 00:13:38,268 we country bumpkins. 135 00:13:39,143 --> 00:13:41,768 - Oh, well, it's... 136 00:13:53,225 --> 00:13:54,475 - Nothing in his luggage? 137 00:14:02,935 --> 00:14:04,601 Obviously must be on his person. 138 00:14:04,601 --> 00:14:05,850 He seems to know nothing. 139 00:14:17,517 --> 00:14:19,933 - Thank you, sir, I'll take care of that. 140 00:15:11,058 --> 00:15:12,890 - Hm, not bad for 32. 141 00:15:14,932 --> 00:15:15,765 Ah, well. 142 00:15:24,223 --> 00:15:25,057 Hello? 143 00:15:26,472 --> 00:15:28,847 I say, anyone there? 144 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:32,764 Oi! 145 00:15:32,764 --> 00:15:33,597 Gunga Din! 146 00:15:40,347 --> 00:15:42,306 I was locked in. 147 00:15:43,139 --> 00:15:44,806 - This door often sticks, sir. 148 00:15:44,806 --> 00:15:47,806 - Look, I'm not gonna pinch the silver, you know. 149 00:15:47,806 --> 00:15:49,472 Anyway, where is it? 150 00:15:49,472 --> 00:15:50,556 - The silver, sir? 151 00:15:50,556 --> 00:15:52,222 The privy. 152 00:15:52,222 --> 00:15:53,056 The loo. 153 00:15:54,097 --> 00:15:57,222 Very well, since you force me to be crude, the-- 154 00:15:57,222 --> 00:15:58,972 - The lavatory-- - Ah! 155 00:15:58,972 --> 00:16:01,597 - Is the third door on the left, sir. 156 00:16:01,597 --> 00:16:02,972 - [Foster] Thank you. 157 00:16:17,556 --> 00:16:18,889 - [Stewart] Not that door! 158 00:16:19,846 --> 00:16:21,346 - Oh, dear! 159 00:16:21,346 --> 00:16:22,763 My stomach went over. 160 00:16:24,846 --> 00:16:26,305 - You must forgive me. 161 00:16:26,305 --> 00:16:29,096 That's my brother's room and he's desperately ill. 162 00:16:29,096 --> 00:16:30,013 - Oh, is he? 163 00:16:30,013 --> 00:16:31,846 Oh, I'm very sorry about that. 164 00:16:31,846 --> 00:16:33,762 Would you care for me to read him a story? 165 00:16:33,762 --> 00:16:35,887 I mean, if it's not catching. 166 00:16:37,679 --> 00:16:39,137 - Anyway, that's the room you want. 167 00:16:39,137 --> 00:16:40,262 - Oh, thank you. 168 00:16:42,137 --> 00:16:42,971 Thank you. 169 00:17:03,304 --> 00:17:05,345 Kindly have this restrung. 170 00:17:16,219 --> 00:17:18,804 I don't know, what a funny lot. 171 00:17:51,844 --> 00:17:53,677 Oh no, Melanie, don't! 172 00:17:55,885 --> 00:17:56,718 You mustn't. 173 00:17:56,718 --> 00:17:58,927 I'm saving myself for Ms. Right. 174 00:18:03,010 --> 00:18:04,760 No, Melanie. 175 00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:06,343 Oh, it's the knockers, Melanie. 176 00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:25,385 They won't let you enjoy anything in this house. 177 00:18:25,385 --> 00:18:26,968 Ah, well. 178 00:18:26,968 --> 00:18:29,552 Another 10 minutes, and I might have cheated meself. 179 00:18:29,552 --> 00:18:32,635 - [Stewart] All right, all right. 180 00:18:32,635 --> 00:18:34,134 - [Reggie] It's about time, too. 181 00:18:34,134 --> 00:18:36,009 - [Stewart] What in God's name are you doing here? 182 00:18:36,009 --> 00:18:37,967 - [Reggie] Don't try that with me, you swami swine. 183 00:18:37,967 --> 00:18:40,801 Come on, let us in. - What do you want? 184 00:18:40,801 --> 00:18:41,634 - [Reggie] We are here to stay, Stewart, 185 00:18:41,634 --> 00:18:43,176 until I get my money. 186 00:18:43,176 --> 00:18:45,259 - Please. - Don't please me, you swine. 187 00:18:45,259 --> 00:18:47,675 In fact, you don't please me at all. 188 00:18:47,675 --> 00:18:48,966 - [Stewart] I'm at a loss, Reggie, 189 00:18:48,966 --> 00:18:50,300 to know what this is all about. 190 00:18:50,300 --> 00:18:51,383 - [Reggie] What this is about? 191 00:18:51,383 --> 00:18:52,216 What it's about? 192 00:18:52,216 --> 00:18:53,508 It's about my allowance! 193 00:18:53,508 --> 00:18:55,383 - [Stewart] Please, it's the middle of the night. 194 00:18:55,383 --> 00:18:57,092 - [Reggie] I don't care what time of night it is. 195 00:18:57,092 --> 00:18:58,426 - [Stewart] People are sleeping. 196 00:18:58,426 --> 00:18:59,676 - People, I don't give a damn. 197 00:18:59,676 --> 00:19:00,633 I want my money! 198 00:19:00,633 --> 00:19:02,425 - [Stewart] We will now settle off the normal way. 199 00:19:02,425 --> 00:19:04,633 - I came straight back in from the bank. 200 00:19:04,633 --> 00:19:06,591 You swine, look. 201 00:19:06,591 --> 00:19:09,091 RD, return to gold that means. 202 00:19:09,091 --> 00:19:10,800 - I'm well aware of what it means, Reggie. 203 00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:13,633 Now please calm down and go in the library 204 00:19:13,633 --> 00:19:16,216 and get yourself a drink. 205 00:19:16,216 --> 00:19:18,216 Patel, get them a drink. 206 00:20:04,799 --> 00:20:08,089 Mother, we have a problem. 207 00:20:08,089 --> 00:20:09,548 Reggie's arrived. 208 00:20:09,548 --> 00:20:11,506 - [Mother] Oh, how lovely. 209 00:20:11,506 --> 00:20:13,673 We'll all be together again. 210 00:20:17,964 --> 00:20:18,798 - No, thank you. 211 00:20:25,089 --> 00:20:27,589 - I haven't been here since Grandmother's funeral. 212 00:20:27,589 --> 00:20:29,673 - Wouldn't be here now if that tightwad upstairs 213 00:20:29,673 --> 00:20:30,964 would pay what he owes. 214 00:20:30,964 --> 00:20:33,756 - Mother's death was a sad occasion for all of us. 215 00:20:33,756 --> 00:20:34,588 - Heh. 216 00:20:40,756 --> 00:20:43,714 - Well, well, well. 217 00:20:43,714 --> 00:20:45,631 Good morning, good morning. 218 00:20:45,631 --> 00:20:47,798 What a lovely day for a spot of otter hunting, 219 00:20:47,798 --> 00:20:49,297 don't you think so? 220 00:20:49,297 --> 00:20:51,880 I love a good otter hunt, don't you? 221 00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:55,213 You don't get much chance of it in Putney, you know. 222 00:20:55,213 --> 00:20:56,713 Sausages? 223 00:20:56,713 --> 00:20:57,547 Ah! 224 00:20:58,630 --> 00:21:01,088 - Who is this oaf? 225 00:21:01,088 --> 00:21:02,629 - Oaf? 226 00:21:02,629 --> 00:21:05,629 This oaf is Foster Twelvetrees. 227 00:21:05,629 --> 00:21:07,629 And which oaf are you? 228 00:21:07,629 --> 00:21:10,046 - Mr. Twelvetrees, the great tragedian, 229 00:21:10,046 --> 00:21:12,297 is here to provide our entertainment. 230 00:21:12,297 --> 00:21:13,422 - Bloody mother. 231 00:21:13,422 --> 00:21:15,087 - Daddy, please. 232 00:21:15,087 --> 00:21:16,587 - Well, he doesn't have to eat with us, does he? 233 00:21:16,587 --> 00:21:18,462 - He's also a guest, Reggie. 234 00:21:18,462 --> 00:21:21,087 Mr. Twelvetrees, my brother, Reginald. 235 00:21:21,087 --> 00:21:22,129 You must excuse him. 236 00:21:22,129 --> 00:21:23,379 Many years in the tropics 237 00:21:23,379 --> 00:21:25,837 have taken a toll of his temper. 238 00:21:25,837 --> 00:21:27,379 - Oh, tropics, eh? 239 00:21:27,379 --> 00:21:29,712 Well, I'll let it pass this time. 240 00:21:29,712 --> 00:21:31,546 I had the same trouble myself once, you know, 241 00:21:31,546 --> 00:21:34,879 in Shanklin, summer season, pier pavilion. 242 00:21:34,879 --> 00:21:36,421 I was unbearable. 243 00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:38,629 Now. 244 00:22:03,628 --> 00:22:06,670 Game set, an egg to me, I believe. 245 00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:08,877 - Swine. - Huh! 246 00:22:10,085 --> 00:22:12,794 - Come and sit here, Mr. Twelvetrees. 247 00:22:12,794 --> 00:22:14,544 - Thank you, charmed. 248 00:22:21,461 --> 00:22:23,544 - Now, see here, Stewart. 249 00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:27,752 I want my money, more than fast. 250 00:22:27,752 --> 00:22:31,460 Bank sends back my monthly allowance check, 251 00:22:31,460 --> 00:22:33,210 signature unacceptable. 252 00:22:33,210 --> 00:22:34,460 - I already explained that. 253 00:22:34,460 --> 00:22:35,752 - Yes, very well. 254 00:22:35,752 --> 00:22:37,544 Do you mean that horrible story 255 00:22:37,544 --> 00:22:40,710 about being too weak to sign his own name? 256 00:22:40,710 --> 00:22:43,377 - Mm, excuse me, have you finished 257 00:22:43,377 --> 00:22:44,669 with that piece of fried bread? 258 00:22:44,669 --> 00:22:46,794 - Hm? - Not you, her. 259 00:22:48,419 --> 00:22:51,584 Oh, pardon me, there we are. 260 00:22:51,584 --> 00:22:52,877 Thank you! 261 00:22:52,877 --> 00:22:56,669 - Anyway, I'm going to see him right after breakfast. 262 00:22:56,669 --> 00:22:58,210 - You better let me be the judge of that. 263 00:22:58,210 --> 00:23:01,252 I'm not only his brother, I'm also his medical advisor. 264 00:23:01,252 --> 00:23:03,959 - (laughs) Medical advisor? 265 00:23:03,959 --> 00:23:06,834 We all know about your so-called medical career. 266 00:23:07,918 --> 00:23:09,501 - I don't think we should bore Mr. Twelvetrees 267 00:23:09,501 --> 00:23:11,001 with our family squabbles. 268 00:23:11,001 --> 00:23:12,668 Let's go into the library. 269 00:23:14,918 --> 00:23:16,333 Forgive us, Mr. Twelvetrees. 270 00:23:16,333 --> 00:23:18,292 Perhaps you wouldn't mind amusing yourself this morning. 271 00:23:18,292 --> 00:23:19,417 We'll see you at lunch. 272 00:23:19,417 --> 00:23:20,583 - Lunch? 273 00:23:20,583 --> 00:23:22,292 Will he be here? - Yes, of course. 274 00:23:22,292 --> 00:23:25,125 - Mm, I'd better get here early, then. 275 00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:39,917 Ah, that's it. 276 00:23:41,667 --> 00:23:43,167 Now! 277 00:23:43,167 --> 00:23:44,000 Oh, dear. 278 00:23:45,125 --> 00:23:45,958 You'll do. 279 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:48,833 Where... 280 00:23:49,750 --> 00:23:50,583 Oi! 281 00:24:20,416 --> 00:24:23,581 Ah, bunnies! 282 00:24:25,498 --> 00:24:26,748 Little bun-bun. 283 00:24:26,748 --> 00:24:27,998 Look at you! 284 00:24:27,998 --> 00:24:31,498 Ah, look at his little nose twitching there. 285 00:24:31,498 --> 00:24:33,582 Marvellous sense of smell, you know. 286 00:24:33,582 --> 00:24:35,874 I could smell them before I got round the corner. 287 00:24:40,623 --> 00:24:41,706 Little bun-buns. 288 00:24:42,665 --> 00:24:45,623 Ah, I love animals, love animals. 289 00:24:45,623 --> 00:24:47,165 What a lovely pair. 290 00:24:47,165 --> 00:24:48,956 Aren't they beauties? 291 00:24:48,956 --> 00:24:50,081 May I stroke them? 292 00:24:52,290 --> 00:24:53,456 The rabbits, I mean. 293 00:24:54,623 --> 00:24:57,248 Oh dear, I've offended her now. 294 00:24:57,248 --> 00:24:58,290 She's taken umbrage. 295 00:25:39,204 --> 00:25:41,580 Ah, giving them a little run, are you? 296 00:25:41,580 --> 00:25:45,204 That's kindness to dumb animals. 297 00:25:46,246 --> 00:25:48,954 Oh, they're not going to, uh, 298 00:25:48,954 --> 00:25:50,663 I mean, you don't want them to, 299 00:25:51,579 --> 00:25:53,163 if you'll forgive the crudity, 300 00:25:53,163 --> 00:25:56,788 they're not going to play mummies and daddies, are they? 301 00:25:56,788 --> 00:25:58,121 Where's he gone? 302 00:25:59,371 --> 00:26:01,538 Where has he gone? 303 00:26:01,538 --> 00:26:04,413 Little monkey, playing hide and seek. 304 00:26:04,413 --> 00:26:05,329 Where is... 305 00:26:11,412 --> 00:26:12,412 But there's, 306 00:26:14,663 --> 00:26:15,496 there's a, 307 00:26:17,996 --> 00:26:18,829 there's... 308 00:26:40,202 --> 00:26:41,786 - [Stewart] Victor, the poor, sick human being, 309 00:26:41,786 --> 00:26:43,744 that these hands of mine, 310 00:26:43,744 --> 00:26:45,244 trained in the art of healing, 311 00:26:45,244 --> 00:26:47,370 can bring him some slight relief. 312 00:26:47,370 --> 00:26:48,828 - [Reggie] Total horse rubbish! 313 00:26:50,744 --> 00:26:51,577 - [Stewart] I'll thank you 314 00:26:51,577 --> 00:26:53,244 to keep your sentiments to yourself. 315 00:26:53,244 --> 00:26:55,869 - I'm gonna see him! - No, Reggie, no! 316 00:26:55,869 --> 00:26:57,494 Victor is not well enough to see you. 317 00:26:57,494 --> 00:26:59,494 - [Reggie] Well, I'm well enough to see him. 318 00:26:59,494 --> 00:27:00,952 Now let me past. - No, no! 319 00:27:00,952 --> 00:27:03,327 Although you may not care about our dear brother's health, 320 00:27:03,327 --> 00:27:05,577 I refuse to let you endanger it further 321 00:27:05,577 --> 00:27:06,661 for your own sordid ends. 322 00:27:06,661 --> 00:27:07,952 - Oh, don't give me that. 323 00:27:07,952 --> 00:27:09,786 You're just creeping around here now, 324 00:27:09,786 --> 00:27:11,577 trying to get us all cut out of the will. 325 00:27:11,577 --> 00:27:13,327 - Don't push me too far. 326 00:27:14,786 --> 00:27:17,410 However, he has authorised me 327 00:27:17,410 --> 00:27:20,368 to pay you your monthly allowance in cash 328 00:27:21,327 --> 00:27:24,077 until such time as he's able to write checks again. 329 00:27:25,119 --> 00:27:25,952 - Cash, eh? 330 00:27:27,661 --> 00:27:29,827 Huh, that's all right, then. 331 00:27:35,076 --> 00:27:37,076 Is he really that ill? 332 00:27:37,076 --> 00:27:38,076 - Yes. 333 00:27:38,076 --> 00:27:39,493 - In that case, perhaps I'd better stay on 334 00:27:39,493 --> 00:27:41,076 a few more days. 335 00:27:41,076 --> 00:27:43,118 Brotherly love and all that, hm? 336 00:27:43,118 --> 00:27:44,118 - Of course. 337 00:28:55,490 --> 00:28:57,657 - [Mother] Who is it? 338 00:28:57,657 --> 00:28:59,323 - Me. 339 00:28:59,323 --> 00:29:00,907 - [Mother] Come in. 340 00:29:15,407 --> 00:29:16,948 Who are you? 341 00:29:16,948 --> 00:29:19,198 - Oh, there you are. 342 00:29:19,198 --> 00:29:21,573 - [Mother] I don't often have visitors. 343 00:29:21,573 --> 00:29:23,990 - Well, isn't that a shame. 344 00:29:23,990 --> 00:29:25,823 - [Mother] Would you like some tea? 345 00:29:25,823 --> 00:29:27,990 - That's very kind, thank you. 346 00:29:27,990 --> 00:29:29,240 Yes, I'm gasping for a cup. 347 00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:31,906 I'm Foster Twelvetrees, you know, the actor. 348 00:29:31,906 --> 00:29:33,406 - [Mother] An actor? 349 00:29:33,406 --> 00:29:34,864 How exciting! 350 00:29:34,864 --> 00:29:36,407 - I suppose it is, really. 351 00:29:36,407 --> 00:29:38,532 I try to be modest about it, you know. 352 00:29:38,532 --> 00:29:40,698 - [Mother] Please, sit down. 353 00:29:40,698 --> 00:29:41,532 - Thank you. 354 00:29:43,740 --> 00:29:44,782 Here? 355 00:29:44,782 --> 00:29:45,614 - [Mother] Yes. 356 00:29:47,031 --> 00:29:49,156 - Oh, it's comfy, isn't it? 357 00:29:49,156 --> 00:29:51,322 - [Mother] We were theatricals, you know. 358 00:29:51,322 --> 00:29:52,572 - Were you? 359 00:29:52,572 --> 00:29:54,531 - [Mother] Yes, look over there. 360 00:29:56,114 --> 00:29:58,988 All the boys and their father, my husband. 361 00:29:59,905 --> 00:30:02,571 Henderson's Human Marionettes. 362 00:30:02,571 --> 00:30:04,780 We were known throughout India. 363 00:30:04,780 --> 00:30:06,196 - India, eh? 364 00:30:06,196 --> 00:30:08,321 That conjures up memories. 365 00:30:08,321 --> 00:30:11,822 - [Mother] You've been there? 366 00:30:11,822 --> 00:30:14,405 - Well, no, well not exactly. 367 00:30:14,405 --> 00:30:17,488 I once went to lantern lecture about it. 368 00:30:17,488 --> 00:30:20,821 No, I tell you, no, it was New Zealand. 369 00:30:20,821 --> 00:30:23,905 It was very educational, though. 370 00:30:23,905 --> 00:30:26,655 By the way, are you Mr. Henderson's mater? 371 00:30:26,655 --> 00:30:28,613 - You know Stewart? 372 00:30:28,613 --> 00:30:31,363 - Ah, yes, nice chap, and a great fan of mine, you know. 373 00:30:31,363 --> 00:30:33,863 - [Mother] I'm glad you do. 374 00:30:33,863 --> 00:30:34,738 He's my favourite. 375 00:30:34,738 --> 00:30:35,571 - Ah, is he? 376 00:30:36,446 --> 00:30:39,154 - [Mother] The others are all mad, you know. 377 00:30:39,154 --> 00:30:40,404 - Well, I think they're all-- 378 00:30:40,404 --> 00:30:43,030 - [Mother] Quite, quite mad. 379 00:30:43,030 --> 00:30:45,238 - Well. 380 00:30:45,238 --> 00:30:48,238 - [Mother] What lovely, soft hair you have. 381 00:30:48,238 --> 00:30:49,905 - Oh, thank you, thank you very much. 382 00:30:49,905 --> 00:30:50,821 I'm glad you like it. 383 00:30:50,821 --> 00:30:53,529 Of course, it does give me a little trouble 384 00:30:53,529 --> 00:30:55,112 being so fine. 385 00:30:55,112 --> 00:30:58,029 - Like silk. - Ah. 386 00:30:58,029 --> 00:31:01,695 - [Mother] Just like my Victor's used to be. 387 00:31:05,529 --> 00:31:06,361 Stop! 388 00:31:07,236 --> 00:31:08,069 - [Mother] No! 389 00:31:08,069 --> 00:31:08,944 No, no! 390 00:31:08,944 --> 00:31:11,444 No, no, let me have him! 391 00:31:11,444 --> 00:31:13,486 I won't do any more. 392 00:31:13,486 --> 00:31:18,487 He has such lovely hair! 393 00:31:21,319 --> 00:31:22,278 - You must say nothing of this. 394 00:31:22,278 --> 00:31:25,611 - That nice old lady, she tried to kill me! 395 00:31:25,611 --> 00:31:27,736 "What lovely, soft hair, like silk." 396 00:31:27,736 --> 00:31:28,611 Then whack! 397 00:31:28,611 --> 00:31:29,486 - But Mr. Twelvetrees. 398 00:31:29,486 --> 00:31:32,361 - If you hadn't come in, it would've been Sixtrees. 399 00:31:32,361 --> 00:31:33,528 - So you must say nothing of this. 400 00:31:33,528 --> 00:31:35,069 Nobody must know she's here. 401 00:31:35,069 --> 00:31:35,903 If she were taken away, 402 00:31:35,903 --> 00:31:37,236 it would break her heart. 403 00:31:37,236 --> 00:31:39,153 - Break her heart? 404 00:31:39,153 --> 00:31:41,278 Listen, she's crackers, she's off her chump. 405 00:31:41,278 --> 00:31:42,278 - Sir, I beseech you. 406 00:31:42,278 --> 00:31:44,153 - You beseech yourself, mate. 407 00:31:44,153 --> 00:31:44,986 I'm off! 408 00:31:49,444 --> 00:31:50,528 "Hair like silk." 409 00:31:50,528 --> 00:31:53,444 "An actor, how exciting." 410 00:31:53,444 --> 00:31:55,403 "The others are all mad, you know." 411 00:31:55,403 --> 00:31:57,444 The others? 412 00:31:57,444 --> 00:31:59,153 Keep away, I warn you! 413 00:32:00,485 --> 00:32:02,985 - My dear chap, Patel just told me. 414 00:32:02,985 --> 00:32:04,610 - Now stand back. 415 00:32:04,610 --> 00:32:06,318 I don't want to hurt anybody, 416 00:32:06,318 --> 00:32:08,235 but I think it's very fair to warn you 417 00:32:08,235 --> 00:32:11,068 that I am a black belt, do you understand? 418 00:32:11,068 --> 00:32:11,985 Tah, tah! 419 00:32:11,985 --> 00:32:12,818 Dah! 420 00:32:12,818 --> 00:32:17,734 Oh, god! 421 00:32:17,734 --> 00:32:19,192 - Oh, I feel terrible. 422 00:32:19,192 --> 00:32:20,609 I don't know what to say. 423 00:32:20,609 --> 00:32:22,276 - Well, how about for a start, 424 00:32:22,276 --> 00:32:24,777 thank you for coming and here's your five guineas, huh? 425 00:32:24,777 --> 00:32:26,110 - Yes, look, well I understand that, yes, 426 00:32:26,110 --> 00:32:27,526 and if you insist upon leaving, 427 00:32:27,526 --> 00:32:29,067 I shan't stand in your way. 428 00:32:29,067 --> 00:32:31,109 - That you won't, mate. 429 00:32:31,109 --> 00:32:33,734 I have never been so insulted. 430 00:32:33,734 --> 00:32:36,484 I've been locked in my room, set upon, put upon, 431 00:32:36,484 --> 00:32:39,026 and generally mucked about with. 432 00:32:39,026 --> 00:32:42,026 And I didn't get any breakfast. 433 00:32:42,026 --> 00:32:44,026 - Well, there's no way I can apologise 434 00:32:44,026 --> 00:32:46,484 except to ask your understanding. 435 00:32:46,484 --> 00:32:47,942 - My understanding? 436 00:32:47,942 --> 00:32:51,151 - Yes, and the compassion and sensitivity 437 00:32:51,151 --> 00:32:53,733 which you as a great artiste must possess. 438 00:32:55,233 --> 00:32:57,276 - Well-- - Thank you. 439 00:32:58,776 --> 00:33:00,026 - You're welcome. 440 00:33:00,026 --> 00:33:02,567 - And now, let me tell you about my mother. 441 00:33:02,567 --> 00:33:04,526 - Your mother, yes. - Yes. 442 00:33:04,526 --> 00:33:06,608 This tragic creature with mind 443 00:33:06,608 --> 00:33:09,650 so wretchedly deranged was once a wife and mother. 444 00:33:09,650 --> 00:33:10,525 - She was? 445 00:33:11,608 --> 00:33:14,275 - A warm, young, pretty girl. 446 00:33:14,275 --> 00:33:15,108 - Uh-huh. 447 00:33:15,108 --> 00:33:16,608 - Oh, how I remember when she used 448 00:33:16,608 --> 00:33:19,441 to come into the night nursery in her ballgown-- 449 00:33:19,441 --> 00:33:21,107 - Yes. - And kiss me goodnight. 450 00:33:21,107 --> 00:33:22,607 Only me, you understand. 451 00:33:22,607 --> 00:33:24,399 The others would be asleep. - Ah. 452 00:33:24,399 --> 00:33:25,399 - But I would wait. 453 00:33:26,274 --> 00:33:28,815 I'd pinch myself to stay awake. 454 00:33:28,815 --> 00:33:31,025 Sometimes I'd pinch myself so hard 455 00:33:31,025 --> 00:33:32,275 I would draw blood. 456 00:33:32,275 --> 00:33:34,399 - Oh, dear. 457 00:33:34,399 --> 00:33:37,107 Look, I'm not, don't think I'm unsympathetic, will you? 458 00:33:37,107 --> 00:33:38,982 - Of course not, certainly not. 459 00:33:38,982 --> 00:33:41,982 And I remember, I even remember her perfume. 460 00:33:41,982 --> 00:33:43,107 - You do? - Yes. 461 00:33:43,107 --> 00:33:43,940 Won't you sit down? 462 00:33:43,940 --> 00:33:45,607 - Oh, thank you. 463 00:33:45,607 --> 00:33:47,107 - I remember when she used to come in 464 00:33:47,107 --> 00:33:49,149 and bend over my little cot, 465 00:33:49,149 --> 00:33:50,982 brushing my forehead with her lips. 466 00:33:50,982 --> 00:33:52,774 - [Foster] Oh. 467 00:33:52,774 --> 00:33:55,649 - My childhood was filled with sunshine hours 468 00:33:55,649 --> 00:33:57,482 and happy laughter. 469 00:33:57,482 --> 00:34:00,606 - Ah, well, I'm sorry, I didn't realise. 470 00:34:00,606 --> 00:34:04,274 - Mr. Twelvetrees, only you can decide. 471 00:34:05,190 --> 00:34:06,024 Me? 472 00:34:06,024 --> 00:34:08,940 - And I will submit the choice is yours. 473 00:34:09,899 --> 00:34:10,732 - Well, I-- 474 00:34:10,732 --> 00:34:14,148 - Are we to leave this poor, dear, frail soul 475 00:34:14,148 --> 00:34:18,064 among the warmth and loving embraces of her family? 476 00:34:18,064 --> 00:34:20,106 Or are we to send her to some dank 477 00:34:20,106 --> 00:34:22,314 and cheerless institution, 478 00:34:22,314 --> 00:34:25,356 there to die, forgotten and uncared for? 479 00:34:27,188 --> 00:34:28,563 - Oh no, of course not, no. 480 00:34:29,397 --> 00:34:31,438 We can't do that. 481 00:34:31,438 --> 00:34:34,147 - Your tears do you credit, Mr. Twelvetrees. 482 00:34:34,147 --> 00:34:34,980 - Oh. 483 00:34:36,730 --> 00:34:37,564 - Thank you. 484 00:34:40,606 --> 00:34:42,605 - I'm sorry if I've been a trouble. 485 00:34:42,605 --> 00:34:45,188 - Oh, don't reproach yourself, please. 486 00:34:45,188 --> 00:34:46,688 We'll meet at dinner. 487 00:34:46,688 --> 00:34:49,355 Then after dinner, perhaps to show your forgiveness, 488 00:34:49,355 --> 00:34:51,188 you'll give us one of your-- 489 00:34:51,188 --> 00:34:53,272 - Inimitable renditions. 490 00:34:53,272 --> 00:34:54,855 - Exactly. 491 00:34:54,855 --> 00:34:57,230 Thank you. - You're welcome. 492 00:35:24,771 --> 00:35:27,062 - How is Uncle Victor this evening? 493 00:35:27,062 --> 00:35:28,896 - Still no change, I fear. 494 00:35:28,896 --> 00:35:29,854 - Huh. 495 00:35:29,854 --> 00:35:33,104 - Yes, poor Uncle Victor. 496 00:35:33,104 --> 00:35:34,895 - Just try to control yourself. 497 00:35:36,395 --> 00:35:38,728 - Swine. - Stop saying swine! 498 00:35:42,270 --> 00:35:43,520 - Good god! 499 00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:44,854 - Ah, Mr. Twelvetrees. 500 00:35:46,271 --> 00:35:47,936 Mr. Twelvetrees is going to honour us 501 00:35:47,936 --> 00:35:49,228 with a performance. 502 00:35:49,228 --> 00:35:50,353 - Performance? 503 00:35:50,353 --> 00:35:52,478 Where's his hurdy-gurdy then? 504 00:35:52,478 --> 00:35:54,103 - I left it at home. 505 00:35:54,103 --> 00:35:57,520 I didn't know there'd be a monkey here to sit on top. 506 00:35:57,520 --> 00:35:58,436 - Damn moron. 507 00:35:58,436 --> 00:35:59,978 - Now watch it, mate. 508 00:35:59,978 --> 00:36:01,020 - The man's a cretin. 509 00:36:01,020 --> 00:36:01,853 - That's better. 510 00:36:02,895 --> 00:36:04,978 - Can I get you a drink, Mr. Twelvetoes? 511 00:36:05,895 --> 00:36:08,145 - Trees, dear, trees. 512 00:36:09,478 --> 00:36:10,811 - What would you like? 513 00:36:10,811 --> 00:36:12,978 There's a sherry, an amontillado. 514 00:36:12,978 --> 00:36:14,436 - Ah. - Vino. 515 00:36:14,436 --> 00:36:16,852 Or would you prefer a glass of Chablis? 516 00:36:16,852 --> 00:36:19,103 - I suppose you don't do a brown ale, do you? 517 00:36:20,145 --> 00:36:22,603 - This one's very nice. - Ah. 518 00:36:22,603 --> 00:36:23,811 Thank you. 519 00:36:24,811 --> 00:36:27,770 Mm, do I detect a touch of the grape in this? 520 00:36:27,770 --> 00:36:29,560 - Yes, it's wine. 521 00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:32,477 - Ah, that accounts for it. 522 00:36:32,477 --> 00:36:35,019 Mm, Jolly good. 523 00:36:35,019 --> 00:36:38,977 Mm, it's a bit dry for my taste. 524 00:36:38,977 --> 00:36:40,894 Personally I prefer it a bit wetter. 525 00:36:42,601 --> 00:36:44,976 - What are you going to read for us? 526 00:36:44,976 --> 00:36:46,726 - Verity, don't talk to that swine. 527 00:36:49,143 --> 00:36:49,976 - Daddy! 528 00:36:56,059 --> 00:36:57,643 - Excuse me. 529 00:36:57,643 --> 00:37:01,309 Listen, Curly, one more swine out of you 530 00:37:01,309 --> 00:37:04,768 and this little piggy is going to wee, wee, wee 531 00:37:04,768 --> 00:37:06,393 right up your nostril. 532 00:37:07,268 --> 00:37:08,101 Thank you. 533 00:37:22,183 --> 00:37:23,350 Ms. Henderson? 534 00:37:25,934 --> 00:37:26,768 Miss? 535 00:37:29,726 --> 00:37:32,226 Oh, what's the matter? 536 00:37:32,226 --> 00:37:33,768 Oh dear, dear, dear. 537 00:37:33,768 --> 00:37:36,725 There, there, there, don't cry, don't cry. 538 00:37:36,725 --> 00:37:38,308 Now come on, cheer up. 539 00:37:38,308 --> 00:37:40,058 Don't upset yourself. 540 00:37:40,058 --> 00:37:41,558 I'll tell you what. 541 00:37:41,558 --> 00:37:43,267 I'll give you a bit of my act. 542 00:37:43,267 --> 00:37:45,892 That'll cheer you up, all right? 543 00:37:45,892 --> 00:37:48,974 "The Burial of Little Nell." 544 00:37:48,974 --> 00:37:50,432 There, here we go. 545 00:37:51,432 --> 00:37:52,266 "Little Nell. 546 00:37:54,224 --> 00:37:59,225 "She lies, she lies where does she lie? In her grave. 547 00:37:59,850 --> 00:38:02,182 "Poor, poor Nell. 548 00:38:03,016 --> 00:38:05,724 "The mourners round the graveside, 549 00:38:05,724 --> 00:38:08,932 "the mourners sobbing, sobbing. 550 00:38:10,016 --> 00:38:13,182 "'Come back,' they cried, 'come back, come -- 551 00:38:15,432 --> 00:38:18,057 Hello, it's never gone that well before. 552 00:38:19,182 --> 00:38:21,099 Ms. Verity? 553 00:38:22,432 --> 00:38:23,266 Oh dear. 554 00:38:25,432 --> 00:38:26,641 Oh. 555 00:38:26,641 --> 00:38:27,641 Excuse my fingers. 556 00:38:32,516 --> 00:38:34,016 - You swine! 557 00:38:34,016 --> 00:38:35,641 Take your hands off her. 558 00:38:35,641 --> 00:38:37,724 - No, no, I was just unbuttoning her frock. 559 00:38:37,724 --> 00:38:38,641 She's fainted. 560 00:38:38,641 --> 00:38:40,599 - I'm not surprised, you slyer. 561 00:38:40,599 --> 00:38:42,765 I'm going to slash you to within an inch of your life! 562 00:38:42,765 --> 00:38:45,681 - I was just giving her me little Nell. 563 00:38:45,681 --> 00:38:47,931 - You filthy swine! 564 00:38:47,931 --> 00:38:49,390 - Oh! 565 00:38:49,390 --> 00:38:51,890 That face, that terrible face! 566 00:38:51,890 --> 00:38:54,390 That awful face in the window! 567 00:38:56,139 --> 00:38:58,555 - There's somebody out there. 568 00:39:08,223 --> 00:39:10,514 - Evening, Brother. 569 00:39:10,514 --> 00:39:13,430 - Ernest, were you at the window just now? 570 00:39:13,430 --> 00:39:16,430 - Yes. 571 00:39:16,430 --> 00:39:18,305 - Well, I suppose you'd better come in. 572 00:39:18,305 --> 00:39:20,180 - Oh, after you, Aggie dear. 573 00:39:21,347 --> 00:39:22,597 That's it. 574 00:39:22,597 --> 00:39:24,972 I say, lovely to be so welcome. 575 00:39:27,389 --> 00:39:29,805 - Ah, what brings you down here? 576 00:39:29,805 --> 00:39:31,305 - He wants his rights, that's all. 577 00:39:31,305 --> 00:39:33,180 We want what is rightfully his. 578 00:39:33,180 --> 00:39:34,680 - Aggie. 579 00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:37,471 Had a little problem with my monthly check. 580 00:39:37,471 --> 00:39:40,097 The bank refused to honour it. 581 00:39:40,097 --> 00:39:41,430 - That happened to me, too. 582 00:39:41,430 --> 00:39:43,180 - Damn red tape. 583 00:39:43,180 --> 00:39:45,764 Come and have a drink and I'll explain the situation. 584 00:39:47,305 --> 00:39:48,555 - Put those down, Ernest. 585 00:39:49,929 --> 00:39:51,471 Take these bags to our room. 586 00:39:54,346 --> 00:39:56,388 - The feathered cow! 587 00:40:06,095 --> 00:40:08,720 - Well, what do you think, Ernest? 588 00:40:09,637 --> 00:40:11,178 Do you believe Stewart's story? 589 00:40:12,178 --> 00:40:14,138 - Well, there's some that would. 590 00:40:15,638 --> 00:40:18,178 But it does seem that old Victor 591 00:40:18,178 --> 00:40:19,595 has likely snaffled. 592 00:40:19,595 --> 00:40:21,220 - I don't believe a word of it. 593 00:40:26,762 --> 00:40:28,220 - Careful, Aggie. 594 00:40:28,220 --> 00:40:30,762 - You're practising again, Ernest? 595 00:40:30,762 --> 00:40:33,095 - I like to keep my hand in. 596 00:40:35,095 --> 00:40:37,262 - Do you know what I think? 597 00:40:37,262 --> 00:40:38,678 I think Stewart's going to get Victor 598 00:40:38,678 --> 00:40:41,220 to cut us all out of his will before he passes over. 599 00:40:41,220 --> 00:40:43,386 - Oh, we couldn't allow that. 600 00:40:43,386 --> 00:40:45,969 There's a lot of money at stake, a lot of money. 601 00:40:45,969 --> 00:40:47,303 - Exactly. 602 00:40:47,303 --> 00:40:49,012 And with Victor having no issue, 603 00:40:49,012 --> 00:40:51,803 we three brothers and Jessica are the only heirs. 604 00:40:51,803 --> 00:40:52,637 - Well? 605 00:40:52,637 --> 00:40:53,553 - Well, we must make damn sure 606 00:40:53,553 --> 00:40:56,470 that brother Stewart doesn't get the will changed. 607 00:40:56,470 --> 00:40:57,969 And that means just one thing. 608 00:40:58,844 --> 00:41:01,677 We can't leave this house until Victor dies. 609 00:41:01,677 --> 00:41:03,927 - Oh, but there's another way. 610 00:41:04,844 --> 00:41:09,427 Victor's got to die here before we leave this, hm? 611 00:41:13,301 --> 00:41:14,135 - Hmm. 612 00:41:16,301 --> 00:41:17,135 Hmm. 613 00:41:34,260 --> 00:41:35,676 - Who is it? 614 00:41:35,676 --> 00:41:37,801 - [Verity] Verity. 615 00:41:37,801 --> 00:41:38,635 - Oh. 616 00:41:39,593 --> 00:41:40,593 Just a minute, dear. 617 00:41:42,051 --> 00:41:43,343 There you are, you see? 618 00:41:43,343 --> 00:41:44,718 They can't resist you. 619 00:41:48,593 --> 00:41:53,050 (throat clears) Come in, my child. 620 00:41:58,385 --> 00:42:00,510 - Oh, Foster. - Hm? 621 00:42:00,510 --> 00:42:02,176 - I need your help. 622 00:42:02,176 --> 00:42:03,176 - Oh. 623 00:42:03,176 --> 00:42:05,009 - Will you do something for me? 624 00:42:05,009 --> 00:42:06,550 - I understand, my dear. 625 00:42:07,842 --> 00:42:10,425 Come over hear, make yourself comfy. 626 00:42:13,634 --> 00:42:14,967 That's it. 627 00:42:14,967 --> 00:42:16,425 Tell Foster all about it. 628 00:42:19,924 --> 00:42:21,299 - It's Uncle Victor. 629 00:42:22,258 --> 00:42:23,674 - Uncle Victor? 630 00:42:23,674 --> 00:42:25,424 You mean the one who's poorly? 631 00:42:25,424 --> 00:42:27,967 - I was passing his room just now 632 00:42:27,967 --> 00:42:30,050 and I heard this strange noise. 633 00:42:30,050 --> 00:42:30,924 - Noise? 634 00:42:30,924 --> 00:42:32,758 - You'll go and see if he's all right? 635 00:42:33,758 --> 00:42:34,591 Me? 636 00:42:34,591 --> 00:42:36,258 Oh no, no. 637 00:42:36,258 --> 00:42:38,674 No, they don't like anyone going in there. 638 00:42:38,674 --> 00:42:41,258 Besides, I mean, it could be catching. 639 00:42:41,258 --> 00:42:42,091 Mumps. 640 00:42:42,091 --> 00:42:43,924 Very nasty in my time of life. 641 00:42:43,924 --> 00:42:44,841 - Oh, come on. 642 00:42:46,133 --> 00:42:47,508 - Oh, look. 643 00:42:47,508 --> 00:42:50,716 Naughty, naughty, look! 644 00:42:50,716 --> 00:42:51,883 - [Verity] Just for me. 645 00:42:54,591 --> 00:42:57,341 - Well, all right. 646 00:42:58,382 --> 00:42:59,215 Do you mind? 647 00:43:01,049 --> 00:43:04,549 Mustn't inflame you. 648 00:43:24,506 --> 00:43:26,964 Everything seems to be all right. 649 00:43:26,964 --> 00:43:28,589 Let's go back to your room. 650 00:43:28,589 --> 00:43:30,506 - No, you must make sure. 651 00:43:32,006 --> 00:43:33,006 - All right. 652 00:43:47,589 --> 00:43:48,422 All right. 653 00:43:48,422 --> 00:43:49,464 - Wake him up. 654 00:43:49,464 --> 00:43:50,714 - Certainly not! 655 00:43:50,714 --> 00:43:52,881 - I want to be sure. 656 00:43:52,881 --> 00:43:53,714 Goon 657 00:43:53,714 --> 00:43:55,631 - All right, all right. 658 00:44:04,838 --> 00:44:05,671 - Go on. 659 00:44:05,671 --> 00:44:07,588 - All right, all right! 660 00:44:12,464 --> 00:44:13,297 - Go on. 661 00:44:18,630 --> 00:44:21,130 - Excuse me. 662 00:44:21,130 --> 00:44:22,713 Woo-hoo, excuse me. 663 00:44:25,088 --> 00:44:26,171 Wakey, wakey! 664 00:44:34,462 --> 00:44:36,670 - What the devil's going on? 665 00:45:14,753 --> 00:45:16,170 - You'd better come in. 666 00:45:18,795 --> 00:45:20,462 - What have you done with Victor? 667 00:45:22,337 --> 00:45:23,837 - Victor is dead. 668 00:45:23,837 --> 00:45:26,086 - I told you so, I knew it! 669 00:45:26,086 --> 00:45:27,586 What about the money, then? 670 00:45:27,586 --> 00:45:29,669 Trying to keep it to yourself, eh? 671 00:45:29,669 --> 00:45:31,086 - Why didn't you mention it? 672 00:45:31,086 --> 00:45:33,836 Sparing us the grief, was it? 673 00:45:33,836 --> 00:45:37,128 - If Victor's death becomes public, we are finished. 674 00:45:37,128 --> 00:45:38,960 None of us would get a penny. 675 00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:40,127 - Rubbish! 676 00:45:40,127 --> 00:45:42,085 We're the heirs, the next of kin. 677 00:45:42,085 --> 00:45:42,918 - No. 678 00:45:44,377 --> 00:45:46,043 - Well, if we're not the heirs, who is? 679 00:45:46,043 --> 00:45:48,043 - What none of us knew was that when Victor 680 00:45:48,043 --> 00:45:51,753 was at Oxford, he contracted an unfortunate marriage. 681 00:45:51,753 --> 00:45:54,252 Father bought her off, of course. 682 00:45:54,252 --> 00:45:55,668 - You mean, she's going to get everything? 683 00:45:55,668 --> 00:45:57,210 She's still alive? 684 00:45:57,210 --> 00:45:58,752 - No, but the son is. 685 00:46:00,002 --> 00:46:03,252 - Son? - Our nephew. 686 00:46:03,252 --> 00:46:04,252 - Oh, goodness. 687 00:46:04,252 --> 00:46:06,335 - Where is the swine, then? 688 00:46:06,335 --> 00:46:07,877 - Right here in this house, eh, brother? 689 00:46:07,877 --> 00:46:10,168 - Very good, Ernest! 690 00:46:10,168 --> 00:46:12,043 - Not that butler chappie. 691 00:46:12,043 --> 00:46:13,668 - Tell him, Ernest. 692 00:46:13,668 --> 00:46:16,043 - Standing out a mile, isn't it? 693 00:46:16,043 --> 00:46:16,877 That actor. 694 00:46:18,835 --> 00:46:19,667 The idiot! 695 00:46:21,876 --> 00:46:23,002 - Oh my god. 696 00:46:23,002 --> 00:46:25,543 - It's taken me months to track him down. 697 00:46:25,543 --> 00:46:28,043 He uses a stage name, you see. 698 00:46:28,043 --> 00:46:30,293 - Does he know his real name? 699 00:46:30,293 --> 00:46:32,168 - I think not. 700 00:46:32,168 --> 00:46:35,126 - Then he doesn't know he's Victor's son? 701 00:46:35,126 --> 00:46:36,209 He doesn't know he's the heir. 702 00:46:36,209 --> 00:46:37,667 - I don't think so. 703 00:46:37,667 --> 00:46:42,001 But he may know where the diamonds are. 704 00:46:42,001 --> 00:46:43,709 - You mean, you don't? 705 00:46:44,751 --> 00:46:46,083 - Why do you suppose Jessica and I 706 00:46:46,083 --> 00:46:48,625 have been searching this damned house? 707 00:46:48,625 --> 00:46:52,083 - Then Victor didn't tell you where they were hidden? 708 00:46:52,083 --> 00:46:54,083 - No, we asked him, we pleaded with him, 709 00:46:54,083 --> 00:46:56,709 both of us, right up until the very end. 710 00:46:56,709 --> 00:46:59,126 But all he would say was that he sent the secret 711 00:46:59,126 --> 00:47:01,250 to his rightful heir. 712 00:47:01,250 --> 00:47:04,208 - But the actor doesn't know he's got the secret, 713 00:47:04,208 --> 00:47:05,666 am I right, Brother? 714 00:47:05,666 --> 00:47:08,208 - Whatever the clue is that Victor sent him, 715 00:47:08,208 --> 00:47:11,583 it seems that our nephew doesn't grasp its significance. 716 00:47:11,583 --> 00:47:13,083 - Rubbish! 717 00:47:13,083 --> 00:47:15,000 Even he couldn't be as stupid as that. 718 00:47:16,708 --> 00:47:18,583 I shall get it out of him. 719 00:47:18,583 --> 00:47:20,041 A bit of subtle questioning. 720 00:47:25,333 --> 00:47:26,749 - (gasps) Oh, dear! 721 00:47:26,749 --> 00:47:29,708 I don't know how much more of this I can stand. 722 00:47:29,708 --> 00:47:31,041 - All right, you swine. 723 00:47:32,083 --> 00:47:32,916 Where is it? 724 00:47:32,916 --> 00:47:34,833 - Oh no, the swine, that's back. 725 00:47:34,833 --> 00:47:36,000 - Where is it? 726 00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:37,625 - Third on the left down the corridor. 727 00:47:37,625 --> 00:47:39,583 Now look, can I get some sleep, please? 728 00:47:39,583 --> 00:47:40,415 I'm very tired. 729 00:47:42,374 --> 00:47:43,499 - Where is it? 730 00:47:43,499 --> 00:47:45,040 - Where is what? 731 00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:46,915 - Don't bend your words at me, you swine! 732 00:47:46,915 --> 00:47:49,582 - I have warned you about this language, haven't I? 733 00:47:49,582 --> 00:47:50,540 What are you doing? 734 00:47:53,456 --> 00:47:55,248 What is it you want? 735 00:47:55,248 --> 00:47:56,998 - Where's what me brother gave you? 736 00:47:56,998 --> 00:47:58,456 - He hasn't given me anything. 737 00:47:58,456 --> 00:47:59,956 He hasn't even paid me for-- 738 00:47:59,956 --> 00:48:01,539 - Not Stewart, my dead brother. 739 00:48:02,748 --> 00:48:04,499 He got in touch with you. 740 00:48:04,499 --> 00:48:05,915 - No, no, no. 741 00:48:05,915 --> 00:48:09,414 You need a spiritualist, or a psychiatrist. 742 00:48:09,414 --> 00:48:12,289 And would you mind taking your hands off my winceyette? 743 00:48:13,664 --> 00:48:14,706 Yes, thank you. 744 00:48:14,706 --> 00:48:16,789 - You deny you got anything from Victor? 745 00:48:16,789 --> 00:48:18,539 - Listen, listen. 746 00:48:18,539 --> 00:48:19,956 Sit down, please. 747 00:48:21,039 --> 00:48:22,081 That's it. 748 00:48:22,081 --> 00:48:23,914 You're overexcited. 749 00:48:23,914 --> 00:48:27,331 The sun having got at your liver, and everything. 750 00:48:27,331 --> 00:48:30,289 Listen to me, it is my belief 751 00:48:30,289 --> 00:48:33,081 you never had a brother Victor. 752 00:48:33,081 --> 00:48:33,913 - What? 753 00:48:36,288 --> 00:48:38,373 - Now think back, think back. 754 00:48:38,373 --> 00:48:39,456 Remember in the bedroom? 755 00:48:39,456 --> 00:48:41,706 The bedroom, you know, the bed, Victor's, yes. 756 00:48:41,706 --> 00:48:44,498 Well now, I don't know if you noticed, 757 00:48:44,498 --> 00:48:46,706 you probably didn't, but I did. 758 00:48:46,706 --> 00:48:49,163 It was a dummy, a dummy. 759 00:48:49,163 --> 00:48:51,497 I must admit, it fooled me for a while. 760 00:48:51,497 --> 00:48:53,413 But we have to face up to it, do you understand? 761 00:48:53,413 --> 00:48:54,497 Face it! 762 00:48:54,497 --> 00:48:55,747 Now, you understand? 763 00:48:55,747 --> 00:48:57,997 Yeah, now concentrate, will you? 764 00:48:57,997 --> 00:48:58,830 I'll explain. 765 00:49:01,871 --> 00:49:03,079 No, don't go. 766 00:49:03,079 --> 00:49:04,412 You still don't understand! 767 00:49:05,954 --> 00:49:07,329 - Astonishing. 768 00:49:07,329 --> 00:49:09,704 He is as stupid as he looks. 769 00:49:18,329 --> 00:49:19,579 - Good morning. 770 00:49:45,162 --> 00:49:46,746 - Right, start searching. 771 00:49:46,746 --> 00:49:48,746 - I don't know what we're supposed to be looking for. 772 00:49:48,746 --> 00:49:50,246 - Anything- 773 00:49:50,246 --> 00:49:54,453 Could be anything, something odd, strange, out of place. 774 00:49:54,453 --> 00:49:55,703 Look, woman, look! 775 00:49:55,703 --> 00:49:58,078 - Hm, don't like this room, do you? 776 00:50:02,286 --> 00:50:03,620 Don't like that photograph. 777 00:50:03,620 --> 00:50:05,078 Is that supposed to be him? 778 00:50:05,078 --> 00:50:06,328 Isn't he ugly, though? 779 00:50:06,328 --> 00:50:08,035 Look at that tie. 780 00:50:08,035 --> 00:50:09,660 - Get on with it, woman! 781 00:50:10,785 --> 00:50:12,410 - Isn't that nasty. 782 00:50:13,619 --> 00:50:15,660 Can't even get the quotation right. 783 00:50:16,785 --> 00:50:18,828 - Don't waste time with things like that. 784 00:50:18,828 --> 00:50:21,744 - No, I mean I don't like misquoted things. 785 00:50:21,744 --> 00:50:23,035 Especially the Bard. 786 00:50:23,994 --> 00:50:26,660 "Who steals my purse steals trash. 787 00:50:26,660 --> 00:50:28,702 "But he who filches from me my good name 788 00:50:28,702 --> 00:50:31,785 "robs me of that which makes me rich indeed." 789 00:50:33,577 --> 00:50:34,869 - What's wrong with that, then? 790 00:50:34,869 --> 00:50:36,494 - It's all wrong. 791 00:50:36,494 --> 00:50:40,619 It should be, "Robs me of that which not enriches him 792 00:50:40,619 --> 00:50:43,952 "and makes me poor indeed." 793 00:50:43,952 --> 00:50:45,369 - Ah, it's not im... 794 00:50:47,494 --> 00:50:48,576 Oh, wait a minute. 795 00:50:48,576 --> 00:50:50,618 Let me see that. 796 00:50:50,618 --> 00:50:52,327 - That's not nice. 797 00:50:52,327 --> 00:50:54,160 That's snatching, that is. 798 00:50:54,160 --> 00:50:56,702 My mother used to tell us not to snatch. 799 00:50:57,535 --> 00:50:58,535 - That's it! 800 00:51:00,077 --> 00:51:02,159 Aggie, we're rich! 801 00:51:02,159 --> 00:51:03,743 - Rich? 802 00:51:03,743 --> 00:51:05,409 No, it's all his. 803 00:51:05,409 --> 00:51:07,451 It's all rightfully his. 804 00:51:07,451 --> 00:51:09,409 We don't get anything while he's alive. 805 00:51:10,701 --> 00:51:13,076 - You're right, Aggie. 806 00:51:14,825 --> 00:51:16,658 And the opposite of alive is? 807 00:51:19,158 --> 00:51:19,992 - Dead? 808 00:51:21,575 --> 00:51:23,242 - We've got work to do, Aggie. 809 00:51:28,408 --> 00:51:30,158 - [Foster] I can't understand it. 810 00:51:30,158 --> 00:51:31,783 I always look after them, you know. 811 00:51:31,783 --> 00:51:33,700 I mean, I brush them nearly every day. 812 00:51:34,658 --> 00:51:36,450 That's why they're the colour they are. 813 00:51:36,450 --> 00:51:37,992 My mother always recommended that, you know. 814 00:51:37,992 --> 00:51:40,283 Oh, is this your room? 815 00:51:40,283 --> 00:51:41,117 - Come in. 816 00:51:42,658 --> 00:51:43,908 - Thank you. 817 00:51:43,908 --> 00:51:47,492 - Well, well, Mr. Twelvetrees. 818 00:51:47,492 --> 00:51:49,367 This is a nice surprise. 819 00:51:49,367 --> 00:51:50,575 - Thank you very much. 820 00:51:50,575 --> 00:51:52,492 - Did you know he was the Foster Twelvetrees, 821 00:51:52,492 --> 00:51:53,908 the famous actor? 822 00:51:55,491 --> 00:51:56,741 - No! 823 00:51:56,741 --> 00:51:57,574 - Yes. 824 00:51:57,574 --> 00:52:00,033 - He was kind enough to give me his autograph. 825 00:52:00,033 --> 00:52:03,242 - Oh, we will treasure that. 826 00:52:03,242 --> 00:52:04,242 - Now then, Ernest. 827 00:52:04,242 --> 00:52:06,533 Just have a look at this. 828 00:52:09,241 --> 00:52:12,324 - [Ernest] Oh, dear. (winces) 829 00:52:12,324 --> 00:52:14,157 - I've told him you'd help him. 830 00:52:15,157 --> 00:52:16,324 - Can you save them? 831 00:52:16,324 --> 00:52:17,657 Your good lady told me 832 00:52:17,657 --> 00:52:20,199 that you were a marvellous dentist. 833 00:52:20,199 --> 00:52:21,990 - (chuckles) Well, I don't know. 834 00:52:21,990 --> 00:52:23,240 You see, you're not my patient. 835 00:52:23,240 --> 00:52:25,198 - Oh, but this is an emergency, isn't it? 836 00:52:25,198 --> 00:52:26,323 - Yes. 837 00:52:26,323 --> 00:52:28,115 - I've always had this terrible fear 838 00:52:28,115 --> 00:52:30,073 of finishing up chopperless. 839 00:52:30,073 --> 00:52:31,782 You must understand. 840 00:52:31,782 --> 00:52:33,907 Don't forget your hypocritical oath. 841 00:52:33,907 --> 00:52:35,573 - I'm afraid not, you see. 842 00:52:35,573 --> 00:52:38,448 Ethics, you see, I'm a stickler for ethics. 843 00:52:39,990 --> 00:52:42,448 - But listen, your wife told me 844 00:52:42,448 --> 00:52:44,240 they're likely to fall out any minute. 845 00:52:44,240 --> 00:52:45,740 I mean, in this condition. 846 00:52:45,740 --> 00:52:47,073 You see, being an actor, 847 00:52:47,073 --> 00:52:48,656 they're the tools of my trade. 848 00:52:48,656 --> 00:52:50,698 I can't do, well, nobody could do what I do 849 00:52:50,698 --> 00:52:52,781 every night with false teeth. 850 00:52:55,323 --> 00:52:57,198 - Oh, very well. 851 00:52:57,198 --> 00:52:58,656 - Thank you. 852 00:52:58,656 --> 00:53:00,323 - Now just sit on the bed. 853 00:53:00,323 --> 00:53:01,198 - Here? - Yes. 854 00:53:01,198 --> 00:53:02,655 - I see. 855 00:53:02,655 --> 00:53:06,156 Right, oh. 856 00:53:06,156 --> 00:53:08,448 This isn't going to be excruciating, is it? 857 00:53:08,448 --> 00:53:10,365 I mean, I don't mind agony, 858 00:53:10,365 --> 00:53:12,490 but I draw the line at excruciation. 859 00:53:12,490 --> 00:53:16,072 - I promise you, you won't feel a thing. 860 00:53:16,072 --> 00:53:17,739 Now, open wide. 861 00:53:20,489 --> 00:53:22,697 - Patel, where is Mr. Twelvetrees? 862 00:53:22,697 --> 00:53:24,447 - He went upstairs with Mrs. Henderson 863 00:53:24,447 --> 00:53:25,614 some time ago, sir. 864 00:53:25,614 --> 00:53:27,780 - Mrs. Henderson? - Yes, sir. 865 00:53:27,780 --> 00:53:29,029 - Hold on, now lie back. 866 00:53:29,029 --> 00:53:31,071 - Oh yeah, well-- - Now open wide. 867 00:53:31,071 --> 00:53:33,154 - Ah, yeah, could I just, just a moment? 868 00:53:33,154 --> 00:53:35,363 I forgot I ought to have told you. 869 00:53:35,363 --> 00:53:37,279 I have very long roots, you know. 870 00:53:37,279 --> 00:53:38,738 They go right up to here. 871 00:53:38,738 --> 00:53:41,364 That's why I have to wear glasses for eating. 872 00:53:42,321 --> 00:53:43,279 - Fascinating. 873 00:53:43,279 --> 00:53:44,488 Now lie back. 874 00:53:44,488 --> 00:53:47,154 - As a matter of fact, my old dentist 875 00:53:47,154 --> 00:53:49,071 said he's never seen such roots. 876 00:53:49,071 --> 00:53:51,279 He says he'd like to have my head in a bottle. 877 00:53:51,279 --> 00:53:52,863 - Yes, very understandable. 878 00:53:53,779 --> 00:53:56,071 Aggie, I'm gonna need help. 879 00:54:01,113 --> 00:54:02,321 - No, no! 880 00:54:02,321 --> 00:54:03,904 I've changed my mind. 881 00:54:03,904 --> 00:54:04,904 I want gas. 882 00:54:04,904 --> 00:54:06,779 - I haven't got gas. 883 00:54:06,779 --> 00:54:08,571 - Then I'll wait till you've got it. 884 00:54:10,445 --> 00:54:11,945 - I hope I'm not interrupting. 885 00:54:13,279 --> 00:54:16,321 Please excuse us, we have some family business. 886 00:54:16,321 --> 00:54:17,613 - Certainly. 887 00:54:17,613 --> 00:54:20,363 And as far as the teeth are concerned, don't bother. 888 00:54:20,363 --> 00:54:21,571 I'd rather go raw and gummy 889 00:54:21,571 --> 00:54:24,362 than go through all of that. 890 00:54:24,362 --> 00:54:26,320 - What the devil are you up to? 891 00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:28,153 Does Twelvetrees know you're just a vet? 892 00:54:28,153 --> 00:54:29,362 - He never asked. 893 00:54:32,695 --> 00:54:34,528 - [Stewart] I thought I told you he had to stay alive 894 00:54:34,528 --> 00:54:36,152 until we found the diamonds. 895 00:54:36,152 --> 00:54:37,819 - I agree, I agree. 896 00:54:37,819 --> 00:54:40,444 I was just giving a little service, you know. 897 00:54:40,444 --> 00:54:42,819 - Or have you already discovered the secret? 898 00:54:42,819 --> 00:54:44,152 - [Reggie] No, no, no, no. 899 00:54:45,694 --> 00:54:47,195 - It's an autograph, that's all. 900 00:54:47,195 --> 00:54:48,445 He gave me his autograph. 901 00:54:49,486 --> 00:54:52,902 - "I have decided to end it all, goodbye. 902 00:54:52,902 --> 00:54:55,444 "Foster Twelvetrees." 903 00:54:55,444 --> 00:54:57,069 So, you do know. 904 00:54:57,069 --> 00:54:59,069 You were going to dispose of Twelvetrees 905 00:54:59,069 --> 00:55:01,902 in order to keep the secret from Reggie and me. 906 00:55:01,902 --> 00:55:03,111 You were even thinking, perhaps, 907 00:55:03,111 --> 00:55:05,277 of disposing of us, too. 908 00:55:05,277 --> 00:55:08,069 - Oh, what a terrible thing to say, Brother. 909 00:55:09,152 --> 00:55:11,444 Would I do a thing like that? 910 00:55:11,444 --> 00:55:12,944 - Without a qualm. 911 00:55:22,694 --> 00:55:24,736 Now we must try and gain Twelvetrees' confidence. 912 00:55:24,736 --> 00:55:26,694 So be nice to him, Reggie, and make the effort. 913 00:55:26,694 --> 00:55:28,236 - The swine gets up me nose. 914 00:55:28,236 --> 00:55:30,401 - Just try. - Oh, all right. 915 00:55:45,859 --> 00:55:47,442 - "'Please, please. 916 00:55:49,609 --> 00:55:54,193 "'When I die, put near me something 917 00:55:54,193 --> 00:55:56,235 "'which has loved the light. 918 00:55:57,317 --> 00:56:01,859 "'Something which has had the light upon it, always.' 919 00:56:07,942 --> 00:56:08,900 "She was dead. 920 00:56:10,650 --> 00:56:16,442 "Poor, patient, noble Nell was dead." 921 00:56:27,275 --> 00:56:28,859 - Has the swine finished? 922 00:56:29,942 --> 00:56:32,859 - Oh bravo, bravo, that was remarkable! 923 00:56:32,859 --> 00:56:33,692 As a matter of fact, 924 00:56:33,692 --> 00:56:35,775 I don't we've ever heard anything quite so, 925 00:56:36,650 --> 00:56:38,399 I'm absolutely speechless. 926 00:56:38,399 --> 00:56:41,024 - Oh, don't worry, it's usual. 927 00:56:41,024 --> 00:56:41,858 Well, thank you. 928 00:56:41,858 --> 00:56:43,941 Now, if you could just slip me the five guineas, 929 00:56:43,941 --> 00:56:46,108 perhaps I can catch the last train home. 930 00:56:46,108 --> 00:56:47,149 - Oh, nonsense. 931 00:56:47,149 --> 00:56:49,483 We wouldn't dream of letting you go home this time of night. 932 00:56:49,483 --> 00:56:50,982 And after all, we're having such a good time. 933 00:56:50,982 --> 00:56:53,232 You did so beautifully! 934 00:56:53,232 --> 00:56:55,940 And now we are going to entertain you. 935 00:56:55,940 --> 00:56:56,815 - Me? 936 00:56:56,815 --> 00:56:58,648 - Yes, as a surprise. 937 00:56:58,648 --> 00:57:00,023 - A surprise? 938 00:57:00,023 --> 00:57:02,066 We're going to do our party piece? 939 00:57:02,066 --> 00:57:04,148 - Oh no, no, it's been years. 940 00:57:04,148 --> 00:57:06,565 - You'll pick it up in no time. 941 00:57:06,565 --> 00:57:10,023 Now Foster, do you, by any chance, play the piano? 942 00:57:10,023 --> 00:57:12,482 - Do I play the piano? 943 00:57:12,482 --> 00:57:14,607 Does Paganini play the trumpet? 944 00:57:14,607 --> 00:57:16,857 Of course, just leave me to it. 945 00:57:16,857 --> 00:57:18,398 - Do you play by ear? 946 00:57:18,398 --> 00:57:20,690 - No, I'm going to use my fingers. 947 00:57:20,690 --> 00:57:22,523 - [Stewart] Oh, excellent, excellent! 948 00:57:22,523 --> 00:57:23,898 - I'm sorry, I'm wicked, I know. 949 00:57:23,898 --> 00:57:24,732 I couldn't resist. 950 00:57:24,732 --> 00:57:26,065 - Verity, you go and find the music 951 00:57:26,065 --> 00:57:27,440 and we'll go and get ready. 952 00:57:27,440 --> 00:57:28,315 - This way. 953 00:57:41,940 --> 00:57:43,315 - Oh dear, oh dear. 954 00:57:43,315 --> 00:57:44,689 A little flat, isn't it? 955 00:57:44,689 --> 00:57:46,481 Nevermind, we'll try and cope. 956 00:57:46,481 --> 00:57:48,397 Now what are we going to render? 957 00:57:48,397 --> 00:57:50,606 Oh, "Dance of the Dolls." 958 00:57:50,606 --> 00:57:52,772 It sounds rather whimsical, doesn't it? 959 00:57:52,772 --> 00:57:54,939 - They performed it all over the Far East. 960 00:57:54,939 --> 00:57:55,981 - It's really boring. 961 00:57:56,897 --> 00:57:57,730 Boring it is. 962 00:57:57,730 --> 00:57:59,646 - Of course, my father and my uncles 963 00:57:59,646 --> 00:58:02,021 were just children at the time. 964 00:58:02,021 --> 00:58:03,980 - What the hell am I playing now? 965 00:58:03,980 --> 00:58:06,188 Ah, a piece of dirt. 966 00:58:06,188 --> 00:58:07,480 There, there we are. 967 00:58:07,480 --> 00:58:08,939 Right. 968 00:58:08,939 --> 00:58:10,522 - Lights. 969 00:58:19,146 --> 00:58:20,646 - [Agnes] Ready? 970 00:58:23,105 --> 00:58:24,730 - [Stewart] Music. 971 00:58:24,730 --> 00:58:26,105 - One, two. 972 00:58:29,896 --> 00:58:33,438 973 00:58:33,438 --> 00:58:34,355 - Oh. god! 974 00:58:34,355 --> 00:58:37,230 975 00:58:37,230 --> 00:58:40,854 976 00:58:40,854 --> 00:58:44,605 977 00:58:44,605 --> 00:58:48,271 978 00:58:48,271 --> 00:58:51,937 979 00:58:51,937 --> 00:58:55,770 keep your eyes closed 980 00:58:55,770 --> 00:59:00,020 981 00:59:02,187 --> 00:59:04,020 - God knows what they do for an encore. 982 00:59:04,020 --> 00:59:06,728 983 00:59:06,728 --> 00:59:10,519 984 00:59:10,519 --> 00:59:14,144 985 00:59:14,144 --> 00:59:17,937 986 00:59:17,937 --> 00:59:21,728 should you see them 987 00:59:21,728 --> 00:59:25,353 988 00:59:25,353 --> 00:59:29,061 keep your eyes closed 989 00:59:29,061 --> 00:59:33,311 990 00:59:58,893 --> 00:59:59,935 - Ernest! 991 00:59:59,935 --> 01:00:04,518 Ernest! 992 01:00:04,518 --> 01:00:05,768 - Foster, wait! 993 01:00:06,810 --> 01:00:08,227 Foster, don't go. 994 01:00:09,977 --> 01:00:10,935 Foster, wait. 995 01:00:10,935 --> 01:00:11,768 - I won't! 996 01:00:11,768 --> 01:00:14,392 I won't stay in that place a minute longer. 997 01:00:14,392 --> 01:00:15,767 They've gone too far this time. 998 01:00:15,767 --> 01:00:16,601 - What? - What? 999 01:00:16,601 --> 01:00:17,851 It's like a mad house. 1000 01:00:17,851 --> 01:00:19,809 People going round killing each other. 1001 01:00:19,809 --> 01:00:21,267 - Please, listen. 1002 01:00:21,267 --> 01:00:23,227 That house is yours! 1003 01:00:23,227 --> 01:00:24,768 - Look, I wouldn't stay in that house 1004 01:00:24,768 --> 01:00:26,434 if they paid me all the tin... 1005 01:00:28,309 --> 01:00:29,142 Pardon? 1006 01:00:29,142 --> 01:00:29,976 - Yours. 1007 01:00:29,976 --> 01:00:30,809 - Mine? 1008 01:00:30,809 --> 01:00:32,434 You are as mad as the rest of them. 1009 01:00:32,434 --> 01:00:33,851 - No, stop. 1010 01:00:33,851 --> 01:00:36,142 Uncle Victor was your father. 1011 01:00:36,142 --> 01:00:36,976 - What? 1012 01:00:36,976 --> 01:00:37,809 My father? 1013 01:00:37,809 --> 01:00:39,809 - He married your mother while he was at Oxford. 1014 01:00:39,809 --> 01:00:40,684 - At Oxford? 1015 01:00:40,684 --> 01:00:43,726 - But the parents had the marriage annulled. 1016 01:00:43,726 --> 01:00:45,017 - Poor Mother. 1017 01:00:45,017 --> 01:00:47,351 - Well, he tried to make it up to you in the end. 1018 01:00:47,351 --> 01:00:48,976 - What do you mean? 1019 01:00:48,976 --> 01:00:49,809 How? 1020 01:00:49,809 --> 01:00:51,976 - By leaving you everything. 1021 01:00:51,976 --> 01:00:53,558 - Leaving me, everything? 1022 01:00:54,558 --> 01:00:57,976 - The house, the land, it's all yours. 1023 01:00:57,976 --> 01:00:58,809 - Is it? 1024 01:00:59,767 --> 01:01:02,726 Ah, in that case, why didn't the others tell me? 1025 01:01:02,726 --> 01:01:05,184 - Because they want it for themselves. 1026 01:01:06,225 --> 01:01:07,058 - Yes. 1027 01:01:10,058 --> 01:01:11,350 Ah, yes. 1028 01:01:12,641 --> 01:01:14,933 Yes, I see. 1029 01:01:16,475 --> 01:01:18,350 So! 1030 01:01:18,350 --> 01:01:19,182 - Where are you going? 1031 01:01:19,182 --> 01:01:22,224 - The lord of the manor is taking up residence. 1032 01:02:09,640 --> 01:02:14,556 And so this is my house and my land, 1033 01:02:14,556 --> 01:02:17,514 mine, despite the fact that you lot 1034 01:02:17,514 --> 01:02:19,139 tried to do me out of it. 1035 01:02:19,139 --> 01:02:22,973 - Ah, but my dear nephew, you've misunderstood. 1036 01:02:22,973 --> 01:02:24,098 - Oh? 1037 01:02:24,098 --> 01:02:26,222 - We were keeping it as a surprise for you. 1038 01:02:26,222 --> 01:02:27,305 - Were you? 1039 01:02:27,305 --> 01:02:28,763 A surprise? 1040 01:02:28,763 --> 01:02:30,638 Well, I had enough of a surprise 1041 01:02:30,638 --> 01:02:33,305 when you murdered my poor Uncle Ernest, 1042 01:02:33,305 --> 01:02:35,722 which, I may say, is illegal. 1043 01:02:35,722 --> 01:02:36,639 - Murdered? 1044 01:02:36,639 --> 01:02:37,764 Rubbish! 1045 01:02:37,764 --> 01:02:39,056 It was suicide. 1046 01:02:39,056 --> 01:02:40,888 - One does not commit suicide 1047 01:02:40,888 --> 01:02:43,430 by stabbing oneself in the back. 1048 01:02:43,430 --> 01:02:45,722 - [Stewart] How dare you make such an imputation! 1049 01:02:45,722 --> 01:02:47,097 - Well, I dare. 1050 01:02:47,097 --> 01:02:50,305 And now kindly do not leave this house. 1051 01:02:50,305 --> 01:02:52,305 I shall be going for the police shortly. 1052 01:03:01,638 --> 01:03:02,472 - Foster. 1053 01:03:04,180 --> 01:03:05,013 - What? 1054 01:03:05,013 --> 01:03:06,305 - Don't be too hard on Uncle Stewart. 1055 01:03:06,305 --> 01:03:07,721 He's not all bad. 1056 01:03:07,721 --> 01:03:08,929 - Not all bad? 1057 01:03:08,929 --> 01:03:10,638 He's not all there, if you ask me. 1058 01:03:10,638 --> 01:03:12,722 Going around murdering his own flesh and blood? 1059 01:03:12,722 --> 01:03:15,305 - You're too generous a man to bear a grudge. 1060 01:03:15,305 --> 01:03:16,138 - Grudge? 1061 01:03:16,138 --> 01:03:19,513 - Great heavens, what a handsome couple you make. 1062 01:03:19,513 --> 01:03:21,387 - Flattery will get you nowhere, 1063 01:03:21,387 --> 01:03:23,262 true though it may be. 1064 01:03:23,262 --> 01:03:25,304 - You know, it would make an old man very happy 1065 01:03:25,304 --> 01:03:26,679 to think that someday perhaps 1066 01:03:26,679 --> 01:03:31,012 I might see you walking down the aisle, all in white. 1067 01:03:31,012 --> 01:03:33,221 - Oh no, no, white's a very bad colour for me. 1068 01:03:33,221 --> 01:03:34,303 - Oh, stop it, Daddy. 1069 01:03:34,303 --> 01:03:35,928 You're only interested in the money 1070 01:03:35,928 --> 01:03:37,511 and getting your hands on the diamonds. 1071 01:03:37,511 --> 01:03:39,095 - Quiet! - Yes. 1072 01:03:39,095 --> 01:03:39,970 Diamonds? 1073 01:03:39,970 --> 01:03:41,095 - You little fool! 1074 01:03:41,095 --> 01:03:41,928 Don't you say another word. 1075 01:03:41,928 --> 01:03:44,054 - Daddy, he has a right to know. 1076 01:03:44,054 --> 01:03:45,721 I haven't told you this before, but-- 1077 01:03:45,721 --> 01:03:47,845 - I warn you, say nothing! 1078 01:03:47,845 --> 01:03:50,053 - Have a care, Uncle Reggie, 1079 01:03:50,053 --> 01:03:53,928 or I may be forced to call the butler in to thump you. 1080 01:03:53,928 --> 01:03:55,553 - You've not heard the last of this. 1081 01:04:15,552 --> 01:04:16,885 - [Stewart] Mother? 1082 01:04:16,885 --> 01:04:18,428 Twelvetrees knows. 1083 01:04:18,428 --> 01:04:19,595 What are we going to do? 1084 01:04:20,928 --> 01:04:23,053 - [Mother] Kali knows. 1085 01:04:23,053 --> 01:04:24,553 Kali will help us. 1086 01:04:25,720 --> 01:04:27,969 - Now what is it? - Grandfather Henderson 1087 01:04:27,969 --> 01:04:29,469 brought the diamonds back from India. 1088 01:04:29,469 --> 01:04:30,552 There was some scandal. 1089 01:04:30,552 --> 01:04:31,885 I think they were stolen. 1090 01:04:31,885 --> 01:04:34,344 - Yes, yes, look, dear, I must go for the police. 1091 01:04:34,344 --> 01:04:35,635 - No, no, no, this is important. 1092 01:04:35,635 --> 01:04:38,260 They were always kept hidden somewhere in this house. 1093 01:04:38,260 --> 01:04:39,969 Only the head of the family knew where. 1094 01:04:39,969 --> 01:04:42,384 Uncle Victor passed the secret on to you before he died. 1095 01:04:42,384 --> 01:04:43,301 - Not me, he didn't. 1096 01:04:43,301 --> 01:04:45,009 In any case, I'm not bothered. 1097 01:04:45,009 --> 01:04:46,676 I've got all this, haven't I? 1098 01:04:46,676 --> 01:04:47,718 What's a couple of diamonds? 1099 01:04:47,718 --> 01:04:49,093 - No, no, no, it's more than a couple. 1100 01:04:49,093 --> 01:04:50,969 It's supposed to be worth over a million pounds. 1101 01:04:50,969 --> 01:04:52,510 - That's exactly what I mean. 1102 01:04:52,510 --> 01:04:53,594 You see, the great... 1103 01:05:00,634 --> 01:05:02,051 A million pounds? 1104 01:05:03,468 --> 01:05:07,093 I wonder where they are. 1105 01:05:07,093 --> 01:05:08,343 Where are they? 1106 01:05:13,009 --> 01:05:14,634 Now, you stay in your room. 1107 01:05:14,634 --> 01:05:16,509 I'll be back with the police in no time. 1108 01:05:16,509 --> 01:05:18,093 - Oh, Foster. 1109 01:05:18,093 --> 01:05:19,384 You are so brave! 1110 01:05:19,384 --> 01:05:20,426 - Oh, you noticed. 1111 01:05:23,050 --> 01:05:23,967 Fire, fire! 1112 01:05:25,426 --> 01:05:27,009 - It's fog. (laughs) 1113 01:05:27,009 --> 01:05:29,009 - Oh, it's fog. 1114 01:05:29,009 --> 01:05:30,468 Just my little jest. 1115 01:06:38,674 --> 01:06:39,841 Anybody there? 1116 01:06:41,381 --> 01:06:42,548 Anybody there? 1117 01:06:58,505 --> 01:06:59,797 - Sir? - Oh, thank god! 1118 01:06:59,797 --> 01:07:01,380 I've got to use your telephone. 1119 01:07:01,380 --> 01:07:03,214 - We have no telephone here, sir. 1120 01:07:03,214 --> 01:07:05,090 - How did you get here? 1121 01:07:05,090 --> 01:07:06,506 - You must have lost your direction in the fog 1122 01:07:06,506 --> 01:07:08,214 and circled the house, sir. 1123 01:07:08,214 --> 01:07:09,255 - Well, that's my trouble. 1124 01:07:09,255 --> 01:07:10,922 I don't know my way around here. 1125 01:07:10,922 --> 01:07:12,255 Wait. 1126 01:07:12,255 --> 01:07:14,255 You can go for the police. 1127 01:07:14,255 --> 01:07:15,547 - Oh, very well, sir, I'll get my coat. 1128 01:07:15,547 --> 01:07:17,005 - No, no, no time for that. 1129 01:07:17,005 --> 01:07:18,339 Here, put these on. 1130 01:07:18,339 --> 01:07:19,255 That's it. 1131 01:07:19,255 --> 01:07:20,172 Put that coat on. 1132 01:07:20,172 --> 01:07:21,464 There we are, that's it. 1133 01:07:21,464 --> 01:07:23,297 Now, tell them to get here urgently. 1134 01:07:23,297 --> 01:07:25,214 It's most important, you understand? 1135 01:07:25,214 --> 01:07:27,130 That's it, now get your bandage off. 1136 01:07:27,130 --> 01:07:29,755 There we are, that's it. 1137 01:07:29,755 --> 01:07:31,214 Very nice. 1138 01:07:31,214 --> 01:07:33,589 You'd be a sensation on Bombay High Street in that, 1139 01:07:33,589 --> 01:07:35,129 a big sensation. 1140 01:07:35,129 --> 01:07:35,963 Now go on, hurry! 1141 01:07:35,963 --> 01:07:36,796 Don't be long. 1142 01:08:20,712 --> 01:08:21,753 - It's just so quiet. 1143 01:08:24,545 --> 01:08:26,295 - Where is everybody? 1144 01:08:41,878 --> 01:08:42,919 - I've been thinking. 1145 01:08:42,919 --> 01:08:43,752 - What? 1146 01:08:44,961 --> 01:08:47,253 - The only reason they'd kill Uncle Ernest 1147 01:08:47,253 --> 01:08:49,378 was because he'd found out something. 1148 01:08:49,378 --> 01:08:51,170 - Like what? 1149 01:08:51,170 --> 01:08:54,337 - Well, perhaps where the diamonds are. 1150 01:08:54,337 --> 01:08:55,420 - Diamonds? 1151 01:08:55,420 --> 01:08:59,252 - And if he had, then surely he'd have told Aunt Agnes. 1152 01:08:59,252 --> 01:09:00,961 - Very likely. 1153 01:09:00,961 --> 01:09:02,836 - Why don't we go up and talk to her? 1154 01:09:02,836 --> 01:09:04,711 - Oh no, there's no rush. 1155 01:09:04,711 --> 01:09:06,669 Let's wait for the police to get here. 1156 01:09:06,669 --> 01:09:10,460 They've got dogs and big truncheons and muscles and things. 1157 01:09:11,626 --> 01:09:13,251 - What was that? - I don't know. 1158 01:09:15,251 --> 01:09:16,168 - This way. 1159 01:09:41,418 --> 01:09:42,918 Hurry, see what it is. 1160 01:09:42,918 --> 01:09:46,126 - Let's come back later and surprise them. 1161 01:10:14,834 --> 01:10:16,583 - It's Aunt Jessica! 1162 01:10:16,583 --> 01:10:18,874 She's hurt, go and help her. 1163 01:10:18,874 --> 01:10:19,916 - I'm not going down there. 1164 01:10:19,916 --> 01:10:21,291 The snake's there! 1165 01:10:21,291 --> 01:10:23,166 Suppose one crawled up me trouser leg. 1166 01:10:23,166 --> 01:10:24,291 I'd never be the same again. 1167 01:10:24,291 --> 01:10:26,041 - But she's probably alive, go on! 1168 01:10:27,084 --> 01:10:28,209 - All right, all right. 1169 01:10:31,208 --> 01:10:32,916 She's pinched my motto. 1170 01:10:36,124 --> 01:10:37,958 - [Verity] It's Aunt Agnes! 1171 01:10:40,458 --> 01:10:42,624 - God, they're dropping like flies! 1172 01:10:42,624 --> 01:10:44,458 - Oh come on, we can't do anything more. 1173 01:10:44,458 --> 01:10:45,291 - I agree. 1174 01:10:52,624 --> 01:10:54,541 - It must be important. 1175 01:10:55,416 --> 01:10:56,915 Where did you get it? 1176 01:10:56,915 --> 01:10:57,998 - Oh, ah! 1177 01:10:57,998 --> 01:10:59,082 Oh, from a fan. 1178 01:10:59,082 --> 01:11:01,541 It arrived in the post about a month ago. 1179 01:11:01,541 --> 01:11:03,833 Actually, my fans often send me things, you know. 1180 01:11:03,833 --> 01:11:05,041 I remember there was a dear old lady 1181 01:11:05,041 --> 01:11:06,749 who used to send me photographs 1182 01:11:06,749 --> 01:11:09,041 of her budgerigar, signed. 1183 01:11:09,041 --> 01:11:11,082 Not by the budgerigar, of course, by her. 1184 01:11:11,082 --> 01:11:12,707 At least I think it was her. 1185 01:11:12,707 --> 01:11:14,707 Come to think of it, the writing wasn't very good. 1186 01:11:14,707 --> 01:11:15,540 Ah! 1187 01:11:15,540 --> 01:11:17,123 Oh, ah. 1188 01:11:17,123 --> 01:11:18,415 What are you doing? 1189 01:11:18,415 --> 01:11:19,957 - I thought not. 1190 01:11:19,957 --> 01:11:21,873 This quotation isn't right. 1191 01:11:21,873 --> 01:11:22,707 Look. 1192 01:11:24,206 --> 01:11:26,039 - Where? - There. 1193 01:11:26,039 --> 01:11:28,747 - Oh, mm-hm, it's different. 1194 01:11:28,747 --> 01:11:31,747 "He that filches from me my good name." 1195 01:11:31,747 --> 01:11:33,247 Fancy, you'd think a good class book like this 1196 01:11:33,247 --> 01:11:35,540 would get it right, wouldn't you? 1197 01:11:35,540 --> 01:11:37,664 - It's that's wrong, don't you see? 1198 01:11:37,664 --> 01:11:38,622 - No, I don't. 1199 01:11:38,622 --> 01:11:40,206 - This is the clue. - Clue? 1200 01:11:40,206 --> 01:11:43,122 - This must be what Uncle Victor sent you. 1201 01:11:43,122 --> 01:11:44,456 - Well, I don't understand. 1202 01:11:46,372 --> 01:11:48,164 - It's something to do with your name. 1203 01:11:48,164 --> 01:11:49,331 - My name? 1204 01:11:50,539 --> 01:11:52,456 - What was your mother's name? 1205 01:11:52,456 --> 01:11:54,872 - Elsie, Elsie Pope. 1206 01:11:54,872 --> 01:11:56,622 - Yes, but if she married Uncle Victor, 1207 01:11:56,622 --> 01:11:58,872 her name must have been Henderson. 1208 01:11:58,872 --> 01:12:00,581 - Catholic. 1209 01:12:00,581 --> 01:12:02,206 That's it! 1210 01:12:02,206 --> 01:12:04,080 Henderson, that's it, I should have thought of that. 1211 01:12:04,080 --> 01:12:06,538 That was the name on my birth certificate. 1212 01:12:06,538 --> 01:12:07,664 - What birth certificate? 1213 01:12:07,664 --> 01:12:09,539 - The one that came with this plaque. 1214 01:12:11,122 --> 01:12:12,956 - Go and get it. 1215 01:12:12,956 --> 01:12:14,247 - What for? 1216 01:12:14,247 --> 01:12:15,747 - Just get it. 1217 01:12:15,747 --> 01:12:17,663 - Oh, you are dominant. 1218 01:12:30,288 --> 01:12:32,245 God, what a house this is! 1219 01:12:34,287 --> 01:12:35,620 I'm glad you agree, mate. 1220 01:12:53,995 --> 01:12:55,245 Anyone in there? 1221 01:12:58,704 --> 01:12:59,870 Oh dear. 1222 01:13:07,162 --> 01:13:08,787 Now, let's see. 1223 01:13:08,787 --> 01:13:10,662 This has been interfered with. 1224 01:13:23,995 --> 01:13:24,828 Ah! 1225 01:13:26,078 --> 01:13:27,494 Nigel Antony, that's it. 1226 01:13:27,494 --> 01:13:31,328 Nigel Antony Julian Amadeus Henderson. 1227 01:13:31,328 --> 01:13:32,703 Father's name, Victor. 1228 01:13:32,703 --> 01:13:34,369 Mother's name, Elsie. 1229 01:13:34,369 --> 01:13:35,703 Nigel Antony. 1230 01:13:35,703 --> 01:13:38,618 (gasps) It'll look marvellous in lights. 1231 01:13:38,618 --> 01:13:40,660 Mind you, it'll cost a few bob for the bulbs. 1232 01:13:40,660 --> 01:13:41,660 Nevermind. 1233 01:13:41,660 --> 01:13:43,327 Ah-ha, that's it! 1234 01:13:47,410 --> 01:13:50,411 I've found it, I've found it. 1235 01:13:58,743 --> 01:13:59,577 Verity! 1236 01:14:01,910 --> 01:14:02,743 Verity! 1237 01:14:06,243 --> 01:14:07,077 Verity! 1238 01:14:07,910 --> 01:14:08,743 Oh dear. 1239 01:14:10,535 --> 01:14:11,868 - What have you done to her? 1240 01:14:11,868 --> 01:14:13,285 You swine! 1241 01:14:13,285 --> 01:14:15,118 - No, I've just found her here. 1242 01:14:15,118 --> 01:14:16,368 - Don't touch her! 1243 01:14:16,368 --> 01:14:17,243 Go away. 1244 01:14:20,076 --> 01:14:21,577 - Is she all right? 1245 01:14:21,577 --> 01:14:23,160 I'll go and fetch the doctor. 1246 01:14:25,035 --> 01:14:26,285 - It's too late for that. 1247 01:14:27,618 --> 01:14:28,452 She's dead. 1248 01:14:30,035 --> 01:14:30,952 - Dead? 1249 01:14:30,952 --> 01:14:32,951 - You murdering swine! 1250 01:14:33,909 --> 01:14:34,742 - What? 1251 01:14:34,742 --> 01:14:37,951 No, I just came in here and I found her like this. 1252 01:14:39,284 --> 01:14:41,451 She's, she's dead! 1253 01:14:42,909 --> 01:14:45,158 Oh dear, will this never end? 1254 01:14:48,075 --> 01:14:49,200 - You'll pay for this. 1255 01:14:50,325 --> 01:14:51,575 - But, I was... 1256 01:14:59,908 --> 01:15:00,741 Oh! 1257 01:15:30,991 --> 01:15:31,866 Hello? 1258 01:15:33,200 --> 01:15:41,907 Hello? 1259 01:16:21,781 --> 01:16:23,656 - Think, Mother, think! 1260 01:16:23,656 --> 01:16:26,531 The answer's in the name, the name. 1261 01:16:26,531 --> 01:16:28,864 The secret of the diamonds is in the name. 1262 01:16:29,739 --> 01:16:33,488 - It's got something to do with my name, my name. 1263 01:16:34,697 --> 01:16:36,823 Nigel Henderson. 1264 01:16:37,823 --> 01:16:40,031 Nigel Henderson. 1265 01:16:42,781 --> 01:16:45,239 Nigel, N-I-G-E-L. 1266 01:16:45,239 --> 01:16:47,405 That's Ligen spelled backwards. 1267 01:16:47,405 --> 01:16:48,905 No, don't think so. 1268 01:16:50,322 --> 01:16:51,197 Let me see. 1269 01:16:58,197 --> 01:16:59,030 Now. 1270 01:17:01,196 --> 01:17:03,612 Nigel Antony. 1271 01:17:29,654 --> 01:17:30,487 Name. 1272 01:17:31,529 --> 01:17:36,529 Nigel Antony Julian Amadeus. 1273 01:17:36,612 --> 01:17:37,987 Nigel Antony Julian Amadeus. 1274 01:17:46,237 --> 01:17:50,696 N-A-J -A. 1275 01:17:53,361 --> 01:17:54,195 Naja, naja, 1276 01:17:56,611 --> 01:17:58,570 No, there's no such word. 1277 01:17:58,570 --> 01:17:59,403 Naja, psh. 1278 01:18:01,903 --> 01:18:02,903 Or is there? 1279 01:18:03,820 --> 01:18:04,653 I wonder. 1280 01:18:14,485 --> 01:18:16,486 N, nail, nainsook, naja. 1281 01:18:20,860 --> 01:18:21,694 Naja! 1282 01:18:21,694 --> 01:18:23,527 There is a word. 1283 01:18:23,527 --> 01:18:27,194 A genus of highly venomous snakes. 1284 01:18:28,444 --> 01:18:31,319 Snakes, snakes. 1285 01:18:31,319 --> 01:18:33,610 The African or Indian cobra. 1286 01:18:34,819 --> 01:18:38,735 (gasps) They're in the snake house! 1287 01:18:47,734 --> 01:18:48,568 - He's onto it. 1288 01:18:49,568 --> 01:18:51,485 I'm sure he is. 1289 01:18:51,485 --> 01:18:53,069 What are you doing? (knife thwacks) 1290 01:18:53,069 --> 01:18:54,819 Swine! 1291 01:19:17,525 --> 01:19:19,483 - I loathe snakes! 1292 01:19:26,818 --> 01:19:28,317 Now get, get back. 1293 01:19:29,733 --> 01:19:30,567 Goon 1294 01:19:31,400 --> 01:19:33,442 Go on, get back, go on! 1295 01:19:37,817 --> 01:19:39,317 Now get back. 1296 01:19:39,317 --> 01:19:40,692 Get back, go on! 1297 01:19:40,692 --> 01:19:42,733 Stand aside, make way. 1298 01:19:45,067 --> 01:19:48,400 (gasps) Mustn't let them smell fear. 1299 01:19:48,400 --> 01:19:50,942 Mind you, I don't see how they can miss. 1300 01:19:50,942 --> 01:19:54,482 Still never worried, perhaps snakes don't have noses. 1301 01:19:54,482 --> 01:19:55,316 Ooh! 1302 01:19:57,317 --> 01:19:58,400 Find the way. 1303 01:20:00,358 --> 01:20:03,983 There, go on. 1304 01:20:08,566 --> 01:20:09,399 Oh! 1305 01:20:10,441 --> 01:20:11,732 Dear. 1306 01:20:11,732 --> 01:20:13,191 Oh, I've broken something. 1307 01:20:13,191 --> 01:20:15,566 If I haven't broken it, I've bent it. 1308 01:20:15,566 --> 01:20:16,399 Oh! 1309 01:20:18,316 --> 01:20:20,149 Oh! 1310 01:20:20,149 --> 01:20:21,565 Get out, get out! 1311 01:20:25,440 --> 01:20:26,523 Where's the light? 1312 01:20:57,440 --> 01:20:58,273 Oh no! 1313 01:21:08,273 --> 01:21:09,273 Excuse me. 1314 01:21:21,355 --> 01:21:22,980 If you slip now, all the diamonds in the world 1315 01:21:22,980 --> 01:21:25,355 won't do you any good. 1316 01:21:28,063 --> 01:21:29,896 It's all right, girls. 1317 01:21:42,146 --> 01:21:42,979 Oh! 1318 01:23:01,894 --> 01:23:03,436 There's something here. 1319 01:23:11,061 --> 01:23:12,977 Please make it a crusher, not a biter. 1320 01:23:16,185 --> 01:23:17,726 Get out! 1321 01:23:17,726 --> 01:23:19,644 Get out, get out! 1322 01:23:19,644 --> 01:23:20,477 Get! 1323 01:23:34,768 --> 01:23:35,851 Ha-ha! 1324 01:23:42,767 --> 01:23:43,684 You wait. 1325 01:23:43,684 --> 01:23:46,392 I'm having you lot turned into handbags. 1326 01:24:19,392 --> 01:24:20,684 - Let me have that. 1327 01:24:20,684 --> 01:24:23,183 - Oh no, oh no, I've been through too much for this. 1328 01:24:23,183 --> 01:24:24,766 It's mine, you hear, it's mine! 1329 01:24:24,766 --> 01:24:26,850 - Only during your lifetime. 1330 01:24:26,850 --> 01:24:28,892 - Don't worry, I've got a few good years 1331 01:24:28,892 --> 01:24:31,475 left in me yet, 'cause I look after myself, I do. 1332 01:24:31,475 --> 01:24:33,267 I'll see you out, mate. 1333 01:24:33,267 --> 01:24:35,475 - In the midst of life, Foster, 1334 01:24:35,475 --> 01:24:37,974 the grim reaper is always nearer than we think. 1335 01:24:39,183 --> 01:24:42,849 - Now look, we're both reasonable men, aren't we? 1336 01:24:42,849 --> 01:24:43,683 - No. 1337 01:24:44,683 --> 01:24:45,516 - Very well. 1338 01:25:03,473 --> 01:25:04,932 Ha-ha! 1339 01:25:04,932 --> 01:25:07,265 Now I've got you, haven't I, Mr. Clever. 1340 01:25:07,265 --> 01:25:08,598 Come on, let me have those keys. 1341 01:25:08,598 --> 01:25:09,890 Come on, come on! 1342 01:25:09,890 --> 01:25:11,432 - You'll have to kill me to get them. 1343 01:25:11,432 --> 01:25:13,723 - With the greatest of pleasure. 1344 01:25:15,557 --> 01:25:16,390 Catch! 1345 01:26:29,305 --> 01:26:33,013 - Foster, perhaps I have been a little hasty. 1346 01:26:34,013 --> 01:26:37,012 I suppose we should come to some sort of an arrangement. 1347 01:26:39,637 --> 01:26:42,638 Like splitting things down the middle. 1348 01:26:56,220 --> 01:26:57,637 - Ha, that'll teach you! 1349 01:26:57,637 --> 01:27:00,220 You thought you were dealing with an idiot, didn't you? 1350 01:27:00,220 --> 01:27:01,387 Ha! 1351 01:27:14,429 --> 01:27:16,179 - Ah-ha, once bitten. 1352 01:28:28,259 --> 01:28:29,092 - Oh! 1353 01:28:56,592 --> 01:28:57,551 Oh, no! 1354 01:28:57,551 --> 01:28:59,801 Please, don't be impetuous. 1355 01:28:59,801 --> 01:29:01,467 Let's do nothing we shall regret. 1356 01:29:04,508 --> 01:29:06,841 Stand back, this is your last chance. 1357 01:29:44,215 --> 01:29:45,049 Ha! 1358 01:29:45,049 --> 01:29:45,882 There you are. 1359 01:29:45,882 --> 01:29:48,132 You see, brains over brawn. 1360 01:29:48,132 --> 01:29:49,257 - But it happens you overlooked 1361 01:29:49,257 --> 01:29:51,007 just one tiny thing. 1362 01:29:51,007 --> 01:29:53,840 - Oh please, don't give me that old line. 1363 01:29:53,840 --> 01:29:55,965 "Haven't you overlooked one tiny thing?" 1364 01:29:55,965 --> 01:29:58,049 You've been reading too much Sherlock Holmes, you have. 1365 01:29:58,049 --> 01:29:59,798 - But you have, you know. 1366 01:29:59,798 --> 01:30:01,339 - All right, then, give us a laugh. 1367 01:30:01,339 --> 01:30:04,090 What tiny thing have I overlooked? 1368 01:30:04,090 --> 01:30:04,965 - My mother. 1369 01:30:04,965 --> 01:30:06,507 - Your mother. 1370 01:30:06,507 --> 01:30:08,715 Your mother, huh? 1371 01:30:08,715 --> 01:30:10,049 You think I didn't know it was you 1372 01:30:10,049 --> 01:30:12,298 dressed up all the time with your wig 1373 01:30:12,298 --> 01:30:15,256 and your veil and your long dresses? 1374 01:30:15,256 --> 01:30:17,548 You're sick, that's what you are. 1375 01:30:17,548 --> 01:30:18,923 You're a psycho. 1376 01:30:18,923 --> 01:30:21,381 You're a schizophrenic. 1377 01:30:21,381 --> 01:30:22,506 - Don't say that! 1378 01:30:22,506 --> 01:30:24,631 - That cut you to the quick, didn't it? 1379 01:30:24,631 --> 01:30:28,005 Your mother, she died months ago. 1380 01:30:28,005 --> 01:30:29,297 - No, she didn't. - Yes, she did! 1381 01:30:29,297 --> 01:30:30,338 - No, she didn't! 1382 01:30:31,255 --> 01:30:32,338 You see, when she found out 1383 01:30:32,338 --> 01:30:33,797 that Victor was gonna leave everything to you, 1384 01:30:33,797 --> 01:30:34,630 she became angry. 1385 01:30:34,630 --> 01:30:37,714 She became very angry, so she killed him. 1386 01:30:37,714 --> 01:30:39,547 She murdered him. 1387 01:30:39,547 --> 01:30:41,880 That's why I had to pretend that Victor was alive 1388 01:30:41,880 --> 01:30:43,630 and she was the one who died. 1389 01:30:43,630 --> 01:30:46,588 So I buried Victor in her place. 1390 01:30:46,588 --> 01:30:49,672 Otherwise, they'd have taken her away from me. 1391 01:30:49,672 --> 01:30:51,338 But she's alive! 1392 01:30:51,338 --> 01:30:53,005 We're both alive! 1393 01:30:53,005 --> 01:30:55,422 - Look, I feel very sorry for you 1394 01:30:55,422 --> 01:30:57,880 because you are sick and you are twisted, 1395 01:30:57,880 --> 01:30:59,838 but you'll get no sympathy from me. 1396 01:30:59,838 --> 01:31:01,338 You tell it to the judge. 1397 01:31:01,338 --> 01:31:03,838 Patel will soon be here with the police. 1398 01:31:03,838 --> 01:31:07,087 - (laughs) But Mother killed Patel earlier. 1399 01:31:07,087 --> 01:31:09,130 She thought it was you. 1400 01:31:09,130 --> 01:31:10,922 Mother's very angry with you. 1401 01:31:10,922 --> 01:31:13,088 She liked Patel. (door bangs) 1402 01:31:21,462 --> 01:31:22,504 - No! 1403 01:31:22,504 --> 01:31:24,546 No, no, no, let me go! 1404 01:31:24,546 --> 01:31:25,546 Let me go! 1405 01:31:25,546 --> 01:31:27,129 Drop it, drop it! 1406 01:31:28,504 --> 01:31:31,837 He's going to get me! 1407 01:31:31,837 --> 01:31:33,253 Stop him, stop him! 1408 01:31:36,586 --> 01:31:41,586 - Oh, dear. (panting) 1409 01:32:24,336 --> 01:32:25,170 You! 1410 01:32:26,669 --> 01:32:28,960 But, 1411 01:32:28,960 --> 01:32:30,502 but you're murdered! 1412 01:32:32,710 --> 01:32:34,210 But you're all right. 1413 01:32:34,210 --> 01:32:36,502 (gasps) That's marvellous! 1414 01:32:36,502 --> 01:32:37,919 You're all right. 1415 01:32:39,044 --> 01:32:40,293 - I'm fine. 1416 01:32:40,293 --> 01:32:42,293 I just thought it would have been more healthy 1417 01:32:42,293 --> 01:32:43,209 to stay out of the way 1418 01:32:43,209 --> 01:32:45,418 until somebody found the diamonds. 1419 01:32:45,418 --> 01:32:46,501 - But you were dead. 1420 01:32:46,501 --> 01:32:49,752 I mean, I saw you, your father saw you. 1421 01:32:49,752 --> 01:32:51,835 - That was just a little trick I thought up 1422 01:32:51,835 --> 01:32:54,251 with my late father. 1423 01:32:54,251 --> 01:32:55,793 - Late father? 1424 01:32:55,793 --> 01:32:57,668 - You don't think I was going to share those diamonds 1425 01:32:57,668 --> 01:33:00,334 with anybody, do you? 1426 01:33:00,334 --> 01:33:02,334 - Oh, I thought you were such a nice girl. 1427 01:33:02,334 --> 01:33:04,001 - Now where are they? 1428 01:33:04,001 --> 01:33:07,084 - Um... - I'll count to three. 1429 01:33:07,084 --> 01:33:07,918 - Never! 1430 01:33:07,918 --> 01:33:11,334 - One-- - All right, all right. 1431 01:33:11,334 --> 01:33:12,168 Here. 1432 01:33:13,043 --> 01:33:13,876 - Hurry up. 1433 01:33:13,876 --> 01:33:14,793 - All right. 1434 01:33:14,793 --> 01:33:16,168 You are a nasty family. 1435 01:33:16,168 --> 01:33:18,459 I mean, we are a nasty family. 1436 01:33:18,459 --> 01:33:20,458 - Open it. - All right, all right. 1437 01:33:20,458 --> 01:33:22,333 Impatience, impatience! 1438 01:33:22,333 --> 01:33:23,418 You're flustering me. 1439 01:33:25,584 --> 01:33:26,418 Now. 1440 01:33:27,459 --> 01:33:28,709 Oh! 1441 01:33:28,709 --> 01:33:30,501 - What's the matter? - Well, nothing here. 1442 01:33:30,501 --> 01:33:31,543 Just a bit of paper. 1443 01:33:31,543 --> 01:33:32,376 - Read it. 1444 01:33:34,250 --> 01:33:38,292 - "To my heir, you have been successful. 1445 01:33:38,292 --> 01:33:40,375 "The deckar diamonds are now yours. 1446 01:33:40,375 --> 01:33:44,875 "They are buried in the meadow in front of the house. 1447 01:33:44,875 --> 01:33:47,249 "Simply follow the instructions 1448 01:33:47,249 --> 01:33:50,957 "written on the paper in which this box was wrapped." 1449 01:34:09,499 --> 01:34:12,207 - Come along now, no use taking on so. 1450 01:34:12,207 --> 01:34:14,124 All right, everyone. 1451 01:34:14,124 --> 01:34:15,041 All secure? 1452 01:34:20,332 --> 01:34:21,541 All right, Tom. 1453 01:34:21,541 --> 01:34:22,624 - Giddy up now. 1454 01:34:22,624 --> 01:34:23,957 - I'm not finished. 1455 01:34:23,957 --> 01:34:26,291 I'm not finished, Twelvetrees. 1456 01:34:26,291 --> 01:34:27,665 I'll be back! 1457 01:34:27,665 --> 01:34:29,623 They won't hang me. 1458 01:34:29,623 --> 01:34:32,166 They won't even hold me. 1459 01:34:32,166 --> 01:34:33,249 I'll be back! 1460 01:34:37,666 --> 01:34:39,082 - The diamonds. 1461 01:34:39,082 --> 01:34:40,623 What did it say? 1462 01:34:40,623 --> 01:34:42,998 The diamonds are buried in the meadow 1463 01:34:42,998 --> 01:34:45,165 at the front of the house. 1464 01:34:46,956 --> 01:34:47,790 Right.